Posted on 12/23/2022 10:55:44 AM PST by nickcarraway
A “decrepit” Chihuahua named Lord Herald has gone viral after the adoption shelter posted a brutally honest description of the dog, mocking him with the moniker of “world’s most adoptable” pup.
But their tongue-in-cheek message might have turned the joke into reality.
“It was pure sarcasm that he’s the most adoptable, but with all the comments he probably is,” Kelly Dietrich, co-founder of the national nonprofit One More Dog Rescue, told Kennedy News.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Eats anything. Especially fond of children.
“Eats anything. Especially fond of children.”
Diet limited as he has no teeth.
Hmmm…. That’s one of them handsy dogs.
The rescue organization explained that while Lord Herald may be “decrepit and harmless,” they are sure that his big dog energy, cartoon-ish looks and love of hats could “bring someone to peak TikTok fame.”
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I’m thinking the Resident in Chief is decrepit, definitely not harmless, and not energetic. Don’t know about the hats. Maybe a hair-hat.
If Chihuahuas were the size of beagles, there would be a bounty on them.
A police officer escorting a teenager home from a traffic stop Thursday morning was attacked by a pack of Chihuahuas at the front door of the boy's home.
The officer suffered bite wounds to his ankles, was treated at Washington Hospital and returned to work within two hours, Fremont police Detective Bill Veteran said.
The incident happened at 3 a.m. at a home on the 200 block of Preston Court when the officer and his partner were returning home a 17-year-old boy they had detained at Butano Park and Tenor Court for driving without a license, Veteran said.
“the officer and his partner were returning home a 17-year-old boy”
Wow, now that is kind, old-school, small-town policing. These days you seem to hear more often than not that the officers shot the kid.
A high school friend had one of the little brutes that would clamp onto your ankle and let you drag it across the room.
Rather weird, but true.
I have a friend who took her 175lb English Mastiff for a walk in her neighborhood.
Chihuahua comes running out of a house to the street, launches itself at the face of the mastiff...
Bites onto the mastiff’s cheek.
Mastiff doesn’t know what to do, so lays down on the chihuahua.
When he gets up, chihuahua is flat and dead.
Owner standing on porch never says a word as they walk away.
Probably his wife’s dog...
[I love stories with a happy ending.]
-- W.C. Fields
Ha!
Raccoon hat....You’re doing it...different.
Most annoying dog breed.
It’s my Davy Crockett imitation hat.
I knew one who did not bite people, but loved biting the top of an old foam rubber mattress in the garage, tearing out bite-sized chunks and strewing them about. One day I cleaned up the foam chunks and flipped the now-worthless mattress over to see what he would do. When he entered the garage, he confronted the still-virgin mattress surface, smelled it, and looked at me for an explanation. He knew damn well that he had ripped that surface to shreds, and here it had somehow repaired itself! His perplexed looks at me said: "This is impossible!"
He always managed to make me laugh. Great dog.
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