Posted on 12/20/2022 12:37:00 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A Florida man was arrested after deputies discovered a large quantity of crack cocaine and trafficking amounts of fentanyl and heroin following a vehicle pursuit.
“Holley Delton Jones, 46, of Lehigh Acres, Florida, is charged with 15 felonies, most of them narcotics related. At the time of his arrest Jones was on parole for trafficking ecstasy,” said Collier County Sheriff’s Office.
According to deputies, Jones was driving a bronze GMC Yukon on Wiggins Pass Road near U.S. 41 N. around midnight when deputies tried to pull him over for a traffic violation.
Jones decided to accelerate and drove recklessly through traffic and a convenience store parking lot in an effort to elude deputies, according to investigators.
A deputy maneuvered his patrol vehicle against the Yukon, bringing it to a stop, and Jones was taken into custody.
The man was wearing white latex gloves and had $572 cash on him, according to the arrest report.
Inside Jones’ vehicle, deputies found 5.73 grams of the deadly opioid fentanyl, 6.75 grams of heroin, and 15.16 grams of crack cocaine. The search also turned up numerous prescription drugs.
Arrest records show Jones was sentenced to five years in prison for trafficking in ecstasy stemming from a 2009 arrest in Collier County.
“This was outstanding work by our deputies and Vice and Narcotics Bureau detectives,” Sheriff Kevin Rambosk said. “Thanks to them, a dangerous poison peddler is back behind bars and these drugs won’t ever make it onto the streets of Collier County.”
I know it’s Florida Man but that’s a confusingly worded headline.
No gotaways here.
“Holley Delton Jones, 46, of Lehigh Acres, Florida”
1. Don’t bother.....he is who you think he is.
2. Lehigh Acres........the Harlem of Fort Meyers. 😏
If the deputies had fentanyl I understand why he ran away.
15 felonies, he could get up to a year suspended sentence if he doesn’t find a good lawyer.
I get so many helpful tips from the news:
Put latex gloves on before picking up felonies.
Change your gender fluid after every two suitcase thefts.
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Why was an Elephant wearing your pajamas?
Wouldn’t it be too bad if he ate the 5.73 grams of the deadly opioid fentanyl, 6.75 grams of heroin, and 15.16 grams of crack cocaine? It would be a shame.
Kind of uninteresting for a Florida Man story, except the cirst name, Holley, which I have not seen on a man since the movie “The Third Man”. (Holly Martins)
This is Florida. He’ll be lucky if any of his sentence is suspended at all.
One felony for each finger of the gloves. The other five must have all been drugs and fleeing.
“Lehigh Acres........the Harlem of Fort Meyers.”
That’s the truth.
“If the deputies had fentanyl I understand why he ran away.”
I agree! Had I been able to I would have helped him get away from those drug abusing scoundrels!
(-;
No meth drugged alligator, jet ski escape, mud dog pickup truck, or mullet hair style.
And run from Deputies with Fentanyl
“Florida Man, With Latex Gloves On, Picks Up 15 Felonies After Run From Deputies With Fentanyl”
What the deputies were doing with fentanyl I’ll NEVER know (taps cigar)...
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