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1 posted on 12/20/2022 12:37:00 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I know it’s Florida Man but that’s a confusingly worded headline.


2 posted on 12/20/2022 12:38:24 PM PST by blackdog (The head, hands, and heart, serve even further than the purse. )
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To: Dr. Sivana; MtnClimber

No gotaways here.


3 posted on 12/20/2022 12:38:28 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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“Holley Delton Jones, 46, of Lehigh Acres, Florida”

1. Don’t bother.....he is who you think he is.

2. Lehigh Acres........the Harlem of Fort Meyers. 😏


4 posted on 12/20/2022 12:42:05 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

If the deputies had fentanyl I understand why he ran away.


5 posted on 12/20/2022 12:45:43 PM PST by yesthatjallen
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

15 felonies, he could get up to a year suspended sentence if he doesn’t find a good lawyer.


6 posted on 12/20/2022 12:58:16 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (Successful People Have a Sense of Gratitude. Unsuccessful People Have a Sense of Entitlement)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I get so many helpful tips from the news:

Put latex gloves on before picking up felonies.
Change your gender fluid after every two suitcase thefts.


7 posted on 12/20/2022 1:09:31 PM PST by posterchild
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.


8 posted on 12/20/2022 1:12:01 PM PST by nagant
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Kind of uninteresting for a Florida Man story, except the cirst name, Holley, which I have not seen on a man since the movie “The Third Man”. (Holly Martins)


11 posted on 12/20/2022 1:22:50 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (But yet the Son of man, when he cometh, shall he find, think you, faith on earth? (Luke 18:8))
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“Florida Man, With Latex Gloves On, Picks Up 15 Felonies After Run From Deputies With Fentanyl”

What the deputies were doing with fentanyl I’ll NEVER know (taps cigar)...


18 posted on 12/20/2022 3:39:55 PM PST by Migraine
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