I know it’s Florida Man but that’s a confusingly worded headline.
No gotaways here.
“Holley Delton Jones, 46, of Lehigh Acres, Florida”
1. Don’t bother.....he is who you think he is.
2. Lehigh Acres........the Harlem of Fort Meyers. 😏
If the deputies had fentanyl I understand why he ran away.
15 felonies, he could get up to a year suspended sentence if he doesn’t find a good lawyer.
I get so many helpful tips from the news:
Put latex gloves on before picking up felonies.
Change your gender fluid after every two suitcase thefts.
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Kind of uninteresting for a Florida Man story, except the cirst name, Holley, which I have not seen on a man since the movie “The Third Man”. (Holly Martins)
“Florida Man, With Latex Gloves On, Picks Up 15 Felonies After Run From Deputies With Fentanyl”
What the deputies were doing with fentanyl I’ll NEVER know (taps cigar)...