Posted on 12/19/2022 5:41:52 PM PST by McGruff
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — After posting a Twitter poll that seemed to indicate most Twitter users want him to step down from Twitter's leadership, Elon Musk has revealed that millions of mail-in ballots sent in yesterday confirmed most people want him to stay.
"Initially the poll seemed to indicate that the majority of users and bots wish me gone, but that was a mirage," said Musk as he emerged from a dark, windowless room with stacks of ballots. "It looks like we got an overnight dump of 2 million mail-in votes that all say they want me to stay in charge of Twitter! Imagine that! Vox Populi Vox Dei!"
The dump reportedly came after millions of people around the world realized they had missed the Twitter poll and desperately sent in hand-written appeals begging the eccentric billionaire to keep running Twitter. "Please Mr. Musk! Don't leave! Twitter is fun now! PLEASE!" read one earnest note.
Officials with the FBI are reportedly outraged that the mail-in results were enough to overturn their expensive Chinese bot farm and are demanding a recount.
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Oh man, I really wanted this to be true!
The Bee never lets me down!
And after counting votes post election day.
Genius.
This. Is. Perfect.
He bought Teitter always intending to hire someone to run it eventually.
This way he gets people to think they won a moral battle that has zero consequences.
I know it’s the Bee, but I sure hope Elon picks up on that. Maybe even post pictures of boxes of mail-in-ballots being offloaded from a van.
That would be so cool!
Bahahahahaha…
Completely brilliant headline!
Its almost effortless with them. Perfect.
If only...
The Bee got me this time……
…I still think Elon is trolling……anyway, Musk likes the Bee
LOL again with The Bee
Elon got the result he wanted.
He is too rich to spend his time babysitting Twitter.
Da Bee, nothin’ but net on this one.
“Officials with the FBI are reportedly outraged that the mail-in results were enough to overturn their expensive Chinese bot farm and are demanding a recount.”
LOL...just too, too hilarious!
Bump
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