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Following Sinema's Exit, Romney Announces Intention To Remain In Democratic Party
Babylonbee.com ^ | 12/10/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/11/2022 5:01:40 AM PST by mykroar

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Mitt Romney reassured supporters today that he would be remaining a faithful member of the Democratic Party.

"The Democratic Party can continue to count on me through thick and thin," said Mr. Romney in a statement. "While Senator Sinema and I have both occasionally voted with Congressional Republicans, I want voters to rest assured that I will never go turncoat like her. I'm staying put."

After Sinema's exit left Senate control in the balance, Democrats rushed to reaffirm Mr. Romney's allegiance. "I knew he would stay true to his progressive roots," said Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "Obviously, Mr. Romney was going to vote for our bill enshrining the government's redefinition of marriage. The real test was when Mr. Romney helped crush religious liberty by defeating the amendment put forth by his fellow Senator from Utah. That's when I knew Mitt would be a Democrat for life."

Although Mr. Romney's intermittent breaks from party-line votes have earned him a reputation for independence, sources close to Romney do not believe he will ever follow in Sinema's footsteps. "I just don't see it happening. The man's veins run blue," said a high-level staffer on condition of anonymity. "At this point, Romney has staked too much of his persona on destroying the Republican party to really go independent. No one would take it seriously."

At publishing time, Alaskan Senator Lisa Murkowski had joined Romney in affirming her commitment to stay a Democrat.


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To: mykroar

Romney is not in the Democrat party. He IS a democrat however, which makes his presence worse

His and Ryan’s total obnoxiousness against the conservative movement while having been the ones running against Obama Biden
should give everyone all they need to know

The same can be said about McCain and his Arizona mafia


21 posted on 12/11/2022 8:25:39 AM PST by stanne
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To: mykroar

Why do the people of Utah keep voting for this idiot?


22 posted on 12/11/2022 8:43:57 AM PST by Bon of Babble (Rigged Elections have Consequences)
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To: V_TWIN

The Bee is usually more accurate than any of the legacy media pukes.


23 posted on 12/11/2022 8:54:01 AM PST by Texas resident (Who is running our country?)
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To: mykroar

Mitt Romney reassured supporters today that he would be remaining a faithful member of the Democratic Party.

BOY, THATS A RELIEF.


24 posted on 12/11/2022 8:59:22 AM PST by GoldenPup
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