The Dolly in 'Rudolph' Is Actually on the Island of Misfit Toys for a Heartbreaking Reason

Distractify ^ | December 3, 2022 | Allison Cacich

[DoodleBob]

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Sadly Dolly grows up to be a harridan, a veritable shrew, a woke Democrat voter, consuming a plethora of psychiatric meds.

[NWFree]

Wasn’t she doing White House press conferences for President Retard?

[Williams]

She has no nose.
I think he was being silly with his explanation.
But yeah they are unloved toys so I guess Sue discarded her. Don’t think the doll needed a therapist.

[NorthMountain]

Somehow, I think we’re being fed a line of utter codswallop.

[DoodleBob]

On the contrary, Dolly was kicked to the curb by the leftists because she refused medication. It was only when a weaponized Santa sleigh lead by Rudolph, a strong individualist who saves Christmas, lands on Christmas Island and finds a home for the Deplorable Misfits.

[DoodleBob]

Speaking of Misfits...

[P.O.E.]

"the kind that will even say 'How do you do?'"

So she wasn't a "Hello" Dolly?

[Leaning Right]

I don’t care why Dolly is on that island. I have more important things to think about.
For example, what’s the deal with that snowman moving around without having any legs?

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Thanks so much for the clarification. I stand corrected!

I must have been thinking of the Jen Psaki doll.

[ClearCase_guy]

Old joke:

“My doll has no nose!”
“How does she smell?”
“Terrible!”

[mware]

The original Yukon Cornelius had a pistol tucked in his waistband. Later drawing do not show the pistol.

[Ezekiel]

We first see Dolly for Sue — "the kind that will even say 'How do you do?'"

The world is in great need of her sweet, polite greeting.

Dolly should be cloned.

[DoodleBob]

Exactly.

[mware]

Always thought Yukon was modeled after Victor French ( Mr. Edwards from Little House)

[rlmorel]

Hahahaha...Idiocracy...love it. Makes me grin every time I see a reference to it!

[shoff]

“what’s the deal with that snowman moving around without having any legs”

I always thought it had something to do with the three revolving heads of a Norelco shaver.

(Major sponsor when I was a kid)

[DoodleBob]

He lost them in the war.

The left wanted him to bash America.

Instead he accepted a Presidential appointment to Santa, to ensure only Christmas Justice is delivered to enemies of liberty.

This is why John Kerry gets coal every Dec 25.

[Leaning Right]

> The original Yukon Cornelius had a pistol tucked in his waistband. Later drawing do not show the pistol. <

Yukon Cornelius seems to be kind of a goof. So I guess he lost his pistol.
Moral: Don’t keep your pistol in your waistband. Buy a decent holster.
👍

Just kidding. It’s wokeness run amok, again.

[China Clipper]

Funny, I always thought that Hermey was gay.....even when I was a kid.