[Leaning Right]

I don’t care why Dolly is on that island. I have more important things to think about.
For example, what’s the deal with that snowman moving around without having any legs?

[mware]

The original Yukon Cornelius had a pistol tucked in his waistband. Later drawing do not show the pistol.

[shoff]

“what’s the deal with that snowman moving around without having any legs”

I always thought it had something to do with the three revolving heads of a Norelco shaver.

(Major sponsor when I was a kid)

[DoodleBob]

He lost them in the war.

The left wanted him to bash America.

Instead he accepted a Presidential appointment to Santa, to ensure only Christmas Justice is delivered to enemies of liberty.

This is why John Kerry gets coal every Dec 25.