Indiana Jones franchise ushers in female lead to replace Harrison Ford

PM ^ | Dec. 2, 2022 | Joshua Young

[Bon of Babble]

"A handful of different endings have been shot and are being shown to test audiences. In one, Indy dies but not before handing over his bullwhip to Phoebe’s character."

[Bon of Babble]

"A new rumor claims that Indiana Jones 5 test screenings are abysmal and that Disney is in a panic over their poor ratings."

Maybe she doesn't tick off enough boxes and needs to be trans as well?

[Bon of Babble]

Meet the new Indiana Jones:

[ComputerGuy]

And a POC to boot.

[Westbrook]

DOA

Like every other woke project.

[Qiviut]

For me, there is only ONE Indiana Jones with no replacement, ESPECIALLY not a female.

[ElkGroveDan]

"A new rumor claims that Indiana Jones 5 test screenings are abysmal and that Disney is in a panic over their poor ratings."

Quick, make a Disney princess movie featuring a guy as the princess. That will fix everything.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Well, I had been kinda looking forward to the new Jones movie. Not anymore. It’s for woke biatches. I’m not into that.

[EEGator]

Come up with something new and original.
Stop making woke crap, and stop replacing white males in strong leads.

P.S. Not for Disney, but movies should have a hot woman in them.
Not some butterface with no T&A. This Indiana broad is fugly and built like a boy.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

I’m surprised it isn’t a black tranny. These people never learn. I’m retired, used to enjoy a Wednesday afternoon movie with my friend Joe. Joe passed away, and so did Hollywood…long Wednesday afternoons.

[devane617]

Another box office DOA

[HighSierra5]

The best part of the movie is....the end.

[Antihero101607]

Earlier this week I was trying to explain some of the plot points of this movie that leaked out over the course of the last year to my parents, and at some point I had to stop and say “I’m not making this stuff up”.

I know Harrison Ford is getting up there in age, but they either should’ve just left the franchise alone, or handled the passing of the whip in a different manner.

[No name given]

I’ll just stick to the original trilogy, thank you very much.

[BitWielder1]

So Disney learned nothing.
Maybe audiences prefer masculine men and feminine women, tough and resourceful both.

Besides, we already have Lara Croft in Tomb Raider. Would a male lead be any better?

[dljordan]

“This Indiana broad is fugly and built like a boy.”

How are you going to escape a howling tribe of indigenous personnel if you’re hauling a huge rack?

[V_TWIN]

It’ll fall flat as a turkey thrown out of a helicopter

[Da Coyote]

Thanks for the warning. Only move I’ve seen in the past couple of years was the 2nd Top Gun. I’ll keep my old Indiana Jones movies.

Earth to Hollywood, get a clue and hire someone with some actual creativity.

[EEGator]

Flash them…