Posted on 11/29/2022 12:11:59 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
He was perhaps too buzzed on Thanksgiving.
A Florida business owner has been busted after his girlfriend accused him of drunkenly battering her with her sex toy.
Christopher Pacitto, the 45-year-old CEO and owner of Velocity Engineering Services, was arrested after a 4:30 a.m. bust-up with his girlfriend at a St. Petersburg motel on Thanksgiving Day, an arrest affidavit shows.
During an argument, the 6-foot-2, 300-pound business owner started packing his bags — then throwing all of his girlfriend’s items out onto the floor, the complaint says.
“During that process” he “hit her with a sex toy on her torso, leaving her with a bruise,” the affidavit says.
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I think he circumscribed the Penal code.
Hahaha, yes, five hundred dollars is a lot for a wallet,
but when you stroke it, it turns into a suitcase...
A hammer-shaped device no doubt...
Does this mean it will be considered an assault weenie? Remains to be seen what she will throw back. News at 11.
wy69
It sounds like he had a bad day and went off half cocked.
Where was Frank Drebin?
I think he made his presence known in post #22. That looks like something Frank would do.
St. PETERsburg. LOL
Was he aiming for the G-spot?
why, was she pegging him wi it???
So the guy is drunk and throwing his girlfriend’s stuff out on the floor and a giant rubber dick bounces up and hits her in the torso. Accidental on his part. She should sue the manufacturer.
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