I blame our failing education system for all these poor dumb criminals...
Posted on 11/22/2022 7:46:12 AM PST by devane617
We have come a long way since the heady days of Professor James Moriarty.
In Missouri, Michael Conley Loyd, 30, pleaded guilty last week to bank robbery. That is not particularly notable, but Loyd wrote his demand note to the teller on the back of his birth certificate and robbed the bank while wearing an ankle monitor. It only got more bizarre from there.
Loyd took his roommate’s truck to the robbery. He told police that he really did not have a particular bank in mind and selected the Bank of America in Springfield by random. He then panicked after succeeding in getting the money. He threw his birth certificate and ID out the window as he fled. As he passed police cruisers, he anxiety increased and he began to throw the money out of the window.
The boyfriend of Loyd’s roommate reportedly later called police and they picked up Loyd (appropriately enough) at the Lazy Acres Mobile Home Park.
(Excerpt) Read more at jonathanturley.org ...
His weapon of choice was a gub.
Fetterman voter
RIMMER “The Canaries”... You know what they say it’s supposed to stand for? “Convicts Army Nearly All Retarded In-bred Evil Sheep shaggers”! They haven’t got an X chromosome to share between them!
LISTER Smeg! It gets worse as well.
[RIMMER laughs, loving LISTER’s predicament]
RIMMER Worse! Go on.
LISTER I’ve signed you up, too.
I blame our failing education system for all these poor dumb criminals...
This is so stupid that’s it’s actually hard to believe.
[[and they picked up Loyd (appropriately enough) at the Lazy Acres Mobile Home Park]]
LOL! too funny!
Ummm, this dude has all the earmarks of a Florida man/criminal. Some time back a Florida bank robber - when told by the bank clerk she couldn't open her cash drawer - offered to write the robber a check... He accepted and she wrote him a check - being sure to spell his name correctly...
the police catching criminals is like stomping cockroaches scurrying about in the kitchen when you suddenly turn on the lights at 3 AM: you only get the slow and stupid ones ...
Florida Man getting competition?
The only thing he left out was taking a selfie with the teller and posting it on social media.
That’s the first thing I thought of, too!
Loyd be one of the very slow ones.
Who carries their birth certificate around??? Heck, I don’t even know where mine is.
This story could only have been more awesome, if he had robbed the bank while holding a beer.
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