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Missouri Man Robs Bank Using Back of Birth Certificate While Wearing Ankle Monitor
JONATHANTURLEY ^
| 11/21/2022
Posted on 11/22/2022 7:46:12 AM PST by devane617
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Hmm. Very interesting.
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posted on
11/22/2022 7:46:12 AM PST
by
devane617
To: devane617
His weapon of choice was a gub.
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posted on
11/22/2022 7:47:37 AM PST
by
C210N
(Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.)
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posted on
11/22/2022 7:51:02 AM PST
by
dsrtsage
( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
To: devane617
RIMMER “The Canaries”... You know what they say it’s supposed to stand for? “Convicts Army Nearly All Retarded In-bred Evil Sheep shaggers”! They haven’t got an X chromosome to share between them!
LISTER Smeg! It gets worse as well.
[RIMMER laughs, loving LISTER’s predicament]
RIMMER Worse! Go on.
LISTER I’ve signed you up, too.
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posted on
11/22/2022 7:52:55 AM PST
by
null and void
(Cujo would have been a very short story if the family owned a gun!)
To: devane617
I blame our failing education system for all these poor dumb criminals...
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posted on
11/22/2022 7:55:23 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: devane617
This is so stupid that’s it’s actually hard to believe.
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posted on
11/22/2022 7:55:56 AM PST
by
EEGator
To: devane617
[[and they picked up Loyd (appropriately enough) at the Lazy Acres Mobile Home Park]]
LOL! too funny!
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posted on
11/22/2022 7:56:01 AM PST
by
Bob434
(question)
To: devane617
The boyfriend of Loyd’s roommate reportedly later called police and they picked up Loyd (appropriately enough) at the Lazy Acres Mobile Home Park.Ummm, this dude has all the earmarks of a Florida man/criminal. Some time back a Florida bank robber - when told by the bank clerk she couldn't open her cash drawer - offered to write the robber a check... He accepted and she wrote him a check - being sure to spell his name correctly...
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posted on
11/22/2022 8:08:36 AM PST
by
GOPJ
(Lists of fake hate crimes by date: https://fakehatecrimes.org/)
To: devane617
the police catching criminals is like stomping cockroaches scurrying about in the kitchen when you suddenly turn on the lights at 3 AM: you only get the slow and stupid ones ...
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posted on
11/22/2022 8:09:28 AM PST
by
catnipman
(In a post-covid world, ALL "science" is now political science: stolen elections have consequences)
To: devane617
Florida Man getting competition?
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posted on
11/22/2022 8:12:42 AM PST
by
Spacetrucker
(George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British - HE SHOT THEM .. WITH GUNS)
To: devane617
The only thing he left out was taking a selfie with the teller and posting it on social media.
To: Spacetrucker
That’s the first thing I thought of, too!
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posted on
11/22/2022 9:09:02 AM PST
by
HeadOn
(Love God. Lead your family. Be a man.)
To: devane617
Loyd be one of the very slow ones.
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posted on
11/22/2022 10:01:33 AM PST
by
Vaduz
(LAWYERS )
To: devane617
Who carries their birth certificate around??? Heck, I don’t even know where mine is.
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posted on
11/22/2022 10:50:08 AM PST
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
To: devane617
"I was sure this was gonna work!"
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posted on
11/22/2022 10:53:34 AM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(Gun laws empower criminals. Guns empower the people.)
To: devane617
This story could only have been more awesome, if he had robbed the bank while holding a beer.
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posted on
11/22/2022 10:53:37 AM PST
by
Pajamajan
( PRAY FOR OUR NATION. Never be a peaceful slave in new Socialist America.)
To: devane617
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