Just when you thought Jags and Rovers couldn’t get any worse..................
What could go wrong?
Everything.
What do Twitter and Meta employees know about making vehicles that leak oil?
There was a recent meme floating about, a McDonald’s help wanted ad directed at Twitter/Meta’s.
Brilliant - you will either be hiring people from the first layoffs, i.e. people who were deemed useless and redundant - or the people that didn’t get fired, but quit when the new boss said they would need to show up and work hard.
I would not even consider hiring anyone that worked at Twitter.
I’m confused…
How long until a vehicle is just a pod you sit in with a giant tablet that plays you a movie? I cannot recall the last time the power plant, drive train, or other specs were used to sell a car. Companies should build cars again, I have a feeling the first company to figure that will have a sales boom recession or not.
What Jags and Rovers need more than anything are mechanics.
Rovers kind of became a popular thing for a while. I travel a lot for my job and I saw more Rovers broke down on the side of the road than any of make. I’ve been in them and they’re not comfortable at all. They’re mostly for someone wanting to look the part.
That jump from useless “who cares?” social media to mission critical safety systems software is like the jump from coal mining to coding.
Pay them to get into political arguments with car customers?
Awesome - great business plan!
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Thats all we need is our new electric vehicles to be liberal and condescending too.
So, they’re going to finally hire employees who work as well as their cars do.
JLR will no longer exist by 2028 if they stick to the “all EV” plan. And you couldn’t pick a worse pool of employees than these sanctimonious wokes that ran their prior companies into the ground.
As long as they are not expected to actually work, everything will be fine.
Pretty stupid. Do they really expect spoiled snowflakes to actually do some work? They’ll quit on their first day when they can’t get their carmel cinnamon latte’s free in the cafeteria.
I’m sure the quality of their cars will increase dramatically.🙄
Continued misinformation about those being laid off. They aren’t software engineers, they aren’t technical folks. They’re censors and “QA” types. Basically jobs your mom could do.
Great the next time I go to buy another Landrover I will see a “No Trump Voters” sign on the door. Of course if the landrover’s are all electric I wouldn’t buy one anyway.
To do what?