Florida Man Chugs 2 Beers In Under 30 Seconds at EPCOT, Removes Shirt, and Almost Falls From Skyliner Platform During Skirmish with Police

WDW News Today ^ | November 16, 2022 | Katie Francis

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Fun at the food and wine festival. It reminds me when I got plastered on the way to Kings Dominion in 1989. Fortunately for everybody there, I was a happy drunk, rather than a mean drunk.

[Equine1952]

Too drunk to Mickey Mouse around. He must be a Red Neck.

[gitmo]

Don’t act Goofy at EPCOT.

[nascarnation]

A little research shows he's a pro beach volleyball player. Well done, Florida man!

[Vision]

Being around groomers attracting children to themselves will do that to you.

[Thunder90]

No Jeremy dewitte???

[blackdog]

I’m a six second beer drinker of 12 ouncers. Back to back, no thank you. My wife has me do it as a parlor trick to get a dull crowd going.

[Sirius Lee]

An intoxicated Florida man chugged two beers in less than 30 seconds at the EPCOT International Food and Wine Festival.

"That's how it's done, son."

[srmanuel]

We all seek to never disappoint

[PGR88]

This was Florida Man on a wednesday. Just wait for the weekend

[DoodleBob]

I’m sure if he was wearing a mask, all would be forgiven.

[Vaquero]

[rellic]

I once had to take a test for how quickly my body ingested fluids and that was just 100 grams or so.
it took over 10 minutes.
You don’t get drunk that fast drinking that fast.
he was already drunk.

[Col Frank Slade]

Topless mug shot .

Guess the shirt didn’t make it .

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

30 seconds for two? Bill "The Fox" Foster is not impressed. Click the pic and be impressed.

[Vaquero]

[Hyman Roth]

In my college days, we had a beer bonging team. I could bong a beer in one second. I’m 52 now and I would never try that again. I loved being young. :>)

[WKUHilltopper]

Did Mickey rape him before the cops got there?

[Yo-Yo]