My brain tells me I am 30.
My calendar tells me I am 57
My body tells me I am 75
My retirement account tells me I need to be 18 again.
Libido of an 18 year old but 82 year old prostate.
Wheels started coming off at about 75. Aside from non-fatal wear and tear damage, still truckin’. Doc says whatever you are doing, keep doing it. Soooo, bar is open and smoking lamp lit!
My dad is going on 84 and the doc told him he’s 84 going on 50, couldn’t talk to him the rest of the day what with him staring in the mirror all day.