Video of Sam the Scam Bankman-Fried's Girlfriend (SHOCK Alert!)

Twitter ^ | November 12, 2022 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

VIDEO

[Libloather]

All he could afford?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Beware of the “beer goggles’! 😆

[dforest]

Well, she does have high self esteem I guess.

[musicman]

BTTT!!!!

[HombreSecreto]

Was she in the Omega Mu sorority in college?

[llevrok]

To quote the classic comedian Henny Youngman -

Every has the right to be homely. She abuses the privilege!

[dforest]

She is the kind of gal a guy could trust not to cheat on him. Or else her family has money and are happy she may have found a mate.

[Zhang Fei]

[SHEESH! Do I have to say it? You’re a billionaire (at least for awhile) and this was the best you could do? That’s why Hollywood contrasts so sharply with reality. A fictional Hollywood movie about a billionaire crypto con artist would have shown him with a really sexy girlfriend. In real life, Sam the Scam Bankman-Fried’s girlfriend is about as sexy as a floor mop.]

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He’s not exactly some great shakes in the looks department. The kind of girl who would marry him and is a “10” looks-wise, isn’t the kind of girl he’d want to be with, let alone marry.

[Lazamataz]

A looker like that would only stay with a man if he had money.

[rbg81]

She looks and talks like she is 15.

Which begs the question: who would invest billions of $$ in her company?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Nah. She’s too attractive.

Need someone with malocclused teeth, weak chin, unwashed hair, Rosacea, and a snorting laugh.

[PJ-Comix]

Laz would hit that.

[jjotto]

In other words, Maggie Haberman or Jennifer Rubin…

[Bonemaker]

“OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!!”

Coyote maneuver.

[Bonemaker]

How’d he get so rich? Investors? The American sucker?

[PJ-Comix]

I checked on the Web and Twitter and I am the FIRST to use the moniker: Sam the Scam and the Cryptos.

[Eccl 10:2]

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-xvd6We49A

[T.B. Yoits]

She may have been the brains behind the crypto scam, not him.

[PJ-Comix]

Who is Caroline Ellison? What we know about Sam Bankman-Fried girlfriend

Will they allow Sam the Scam to have conjugal visits from her if he goes to prison or would that be considered punishment?

[BookmanTheJanitor]

https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?contributor_name=sam+bankman+fried

His “contributions”