Pigskin Pickem Thread, Week 10

11-10-2022

[Impy]

Hi everyone, sorry there was no comedy skit last week, don't much feel like having one this week either.

"Hi there, I'm Jon Fetterperson, I am here for Senate?"

I'm sorry, what?

"Senate, you giver me uh...Senate?"

"Sorry, we don't have any Senate here. Maybe your fellow retards from the ghetto can give you directions?"

"Um....but no. Me are Senate?"

"No.....you are mistaken. Emperor Palpatine is the the Senate."

"Correct. Me is Senate, you is troglodyte."

"He just needs to eat his crudite."

Hey look, you are New Jersey!? I no could say 'Dirty Turkish Muslim' so I say you are from nEw JeRsEy. I do good? I fool people in trailer park cause I look like their drunk cousin Billy Bob?"

"Yes, you did...congratuations."

"This raccccis skit isn't very funny!!"

"Hey look, an Afro-American, genunie chocolate. I put shotgun in your mouth and tell you to beg for your life, then you vote me to Senate?"

"Apperently, yes, the guy you tried to kill DID in fact endorse you and then you got 106% of the vote in Philly."

"Oprah!!! Oprah tell chocolate folk and they vote Fetterperson!!"

"No, Oprah tell dumb cracka wimmen from the suburbs who think abortion is a holy sacrement and they vote Fetterperson."

"My body, my choice!"

"You are post-menopasual."

"Ok fine, my 19 year old daughter is a slut and she's too stupid to take a pill cause I had too much chardonnay when I was pregnant with her, ok? I'm too young and sexy to be a grandma!"

[Impy]

Pigskin PickemWEEK TEN

Let me know if you want on/off the list

True story, I had the image of that ugly mutant from the comedy skit in my mind and I couldn't place it. Finally I remembered it was from "The Goonies". I googled it and I wasn't the only person that it reminded of Fetterperson.

https://goonies.fandom.com/wiki/Sloth

I swear it wasn't me that edited it.

[circlecity]

The reason this thread stopped going anywhere is that impy is a far left congratulating doofus. Prove me wrong. This thread died with Impy.

[Impy]

Are you a simpleton?

[Impy]

Aee you as simple as Fetterperson? You think I’m “congratulating him? Learn to read better, I’m sick to my damn stomach.

[circlecity]

Am I?

[circlecity]

Then why has the tread died since you sucked up to the anti conservative football mentality? You screwed up everything. Which is why this thread went from monster to nothing. You messed it up big time.

[circlecity]

Come on, I’m waiting bit*h.

[z3n]

I probably wont be watching, but I'll pick anyway;

Falcons Panthers
Seahawks Buccaneers
Vikings Bills
Saints Steelers
Browns Dolphins
Jaguars Chiefs
Lions Bears (where are the Tigers? oh my)
Broncos Titans
Texans Giants
Colts Raiders
Cardinals Rams
Cowboys Packers
Chargers 49ers
Commanders Eagles

[chuck allen]

My week 10 Yahoo Pickems are:

**reserving the right to change the Buffalo, LARams picks if Josh Allen and Matt Stafford don’t play** you can change Yahoo picks up till 5 minutes before game time.

Atlanta
Tampa Bay
Buffalo
Chicago
Tennessee
Kansas City
Miami
NYGiants
New Orleans
Las Vegas
Dallas
LARams
San Francisco
Philadelphia

[Bernard]

Fetterman? The local media is proclaiming Justin Fields as a “Franchise Quarterback” when the Bears are 3-6, and you are concerned about something like politics?

[Phlap]

[MotorCityBuck]

I'll probably regret this, but I'm taking the Lions over the Bears.

Thanks for the thread ;)

[Red Badger]

MY WEEK 10 PICKS:

Falcons

Seahawks

Bears

Chiefs

Dolphins

Giants

Saints

Titans

Colts

Cowboys

Cardinals

Chargers

Eagles

[circlecity]

Impy has been a hard core leftist from the start. He loved Kapernick.

[Fish Speaker]

At least my team can’t lose this week because they are on a bye ...

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

I take it Bold font are your picks, but there's no selection for Cards / Rams

[Impy]

Did you not see his stat line last game? He’s been playing well since they started letting him play. He’s not the reason the team sucks. The D is full on garbage after trading Roquan Smith. O-line is not great. Receivers aren’t great, I hope Claypool works out.

Anyway, while I hate seeing losses the worse they are the better the draft pick next year.

[ifinnegan]

Nailed it.