Hi everyone, sorry there was no comedy skit last week, don't much feel like having one this week either. 
"Hi there, I'm Jon Fetterperson, I am here for Senate?"
I'm sorry, what?
"Senate, you giver me uh...Senate?"
"Sorry, we don't have any Senate here. Maybe your fellow retards from the ghetto can give you directions?"
"Um....but no. Me are Senate?"
"No.....you are mistaken. Emperor Palpatine is the the Senate."
"Correct. Me is Senate, you is troglodyte."
"He just needs to eat his crudite."
Hey look, you are New Jersey!? I no could say 'Dirty Turkish Muslim' so I say you are from nEw JeRsEy. I do good? I fool people in trailer park cause I look like their drunk cousin Billy Bob?"
"Yes, you did...congratuations."
"This raccccis skit isn't very funny!!"
"Hey look, an Afro-American, genunie chocolate. I put shotgun in your mouth and tell you to beg for your life, then you vote me to Senate?"
"Apperently, yes, the guy you tried to kill DID in fact endorse you and then you got 106% of the vote in Philly."
"Oprah!!! Oprah tell chocolate folk and they vote Fetterperson!!"
"No, Oprah tell dumb cracka wimmen from the suburbs who think abortion is a holy sacrement and they vote Fetterperson."
"My body, my choice!"
"You are post-menopasual."
"Ok fine, my 19 year old daughter is a slut and she's too stupid to take a pill cause I had too much chardonnay when I was pregnant with her, ok? I'm too young and sexy to be a grandma!"
