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TSA agents find gun inside raw chicken at Florida airport
The Hill ^ | November 8, 2022 | Nathaniel Rodriguez, Addy Bink and Nexstar Media Wire

Posted on 11/08/2022 4:22:50 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

When I was just out of college I had a relative come visit me after I had moved far away. She brought a frozen turkey with her on the plane. I still laugh to this day about that bird like we didnt have grocery stores near my house.

At least she didnt try to stuff it with a gun.


21 posted on 11/08/2022 5:12:29 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

With that bunch of go-getters, the gun must have fallen out of the chicken.


22 posted on 11/08/2022 5:17:33 PM PST by GingisK
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Better than finding raw chicken in a gun...


23 posted on 11/08/2022 5:18:17 PM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

What came first, the chicken or the gun?


24 posted on 11/08/2022 5:21:18 PM PST by FreshPrince
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I’ve heard of packing chickens but not of chickens packing.


25 posted on 11/08/2022 5:30:37 PM PST by skr (Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: blueunicorn6

If a frog had side pockets, he’d carry a handgun.


26 posted on 11/08/2022 5:40:15 PM PST by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
At least he didn't stuff it into a human head.

Voodoo head found in air luggage

The head smuggler was Haitian Woman, not Florida Man.

But, the head was intercepted at FLL, just as was the packing chicken carcass.
27 posted on 11/08/2022 5:56:42 PM PST by GOPmember
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

If it was going to be cooked rotisserie style it was probably a revolver.


28 posted on 11/08/2022 6:33:27 PM PST by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Thank goodness it hadn’t been cooked


29 posted on 11/08/2022 6:45:10 PM PST by Zack Attack
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I hate it when chickens go Concealed carry
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That’s concealed carrion if you ask me…


30 posted on 11/08/2022 8:27:32 PM PST by IncPen ("Inside of every progressive is a Totalitarian screaming to get out" ~ David Horowitz)
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To: mass55th

Regardless ..... it’s now a yard bird.


31 posted on 11/08/2022 9:22:25 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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