If I’m trapped in a building collapse, and your best idea is to send a rat to find me, you’d better hope that I die in the debris.
Just what I want when I’m trapped and immobile under tons of rubble...a backpack-carrying rat chewing off my ears and nose.
Those rats are more honorable than political ‘Rats.
I’d rather have the Saint Bernard with the little brandy cask.
Winston Smith isn’t going to like this.
Before or after they nibble away at the survivors?
Ben, you’re always running here and there
You feel you’re not wanted anywhere
They don’t see you as I do
With a backpack with a sandwich or two
I’m sure they’d think again
With a delivery guy like Ben
Tip of the hat to Michael Jackson.
I lived in LA during the Northridge quake. The thought that at any minute the earth could start shaking and the building could collapse on you was always on my mind. Especially at night. I’m glad I moved back the the Midwest - at least we are informed when weather could become nasty.
Rats, why did it have to be rats.
I checked nobody mentioned it:)
They are also used in various parts of the world for landmine detection:
Hero rat in Cambodia dies:
https://youtu.be/whuyuGphaKs
I guess it’s better than burning down cities like they usually do.
Weave me a cone yoo cupid bat.
I always wanted to visit Belgium but one of their laws keeps me out. Do something interesting there and it’s the death penalty. It’s the only one in Europe.
Q: What wears a hat, has webbed feet, and stamps out forest fires?
A: Smokey The Duck.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.