I AM APOLOGIZING IN ADVANCE FOR THIS INANE QUOTATION.
BUT this is typical for this author.
From The Arkansas Gazette
4 minutes good
3 minutes excellent
2 minutes exceptional
90 seconds superior
Fourth word....apology accepted.

I know why the cancelled twitterer whines.
LOJ SIJHLXMY XHY’L GOM’H UMXYU LM KJL ZJ; XL’H GOM XH UMXYU LM HLMB ZJ. —QEY FQYA
Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
THE QUESTION ISN’T WHO’S GOING TO LET ME; IT’S WHO IS GOING TO STOP ME. —AYN RAND
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XG DTV LBK LRFLDZ ABDXUQ AT JK UTBCLR, DTV FXRR UKPKB YUTF WTF LCLMXUQ DTV ILU JK. —CLDL LUQKRTV
Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
IF YOU ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO BE NORMAL, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU CAN BE. —MAYA ANGELOU
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