Posted on 10/20/2022 3:29:00 PM PDT by RummyChick
Now this is entertainment!!!
“Scientists” ...scary.
Check in tomorrow see how the place smells..
Poor Babylon Bee.
They just can’t compete with reality these days.
It could be worse for them.
They could be in the U.S. and have the FBI treat them like abortion protesters.
Feel good story of the day!
Someone need to make a batch of X-Lax brownies for them.
“ Check in tomorrow see how the place smells..”
Close the plant for the week and pay the non protestors double overtime
“Another problem you may experience is the cyanoacrylate glue‘s tendency to form strong bonds with undesirable surfaces, such as your skin. This is a common problem, because the human skin is constantly respiring and generates a layer of moisture, creating conditions for the cyanoacrylate glue to cure.”
“This problem can be easily solved with the help of acetone, commonly known as nail polish remover. Acetone can chemically dissolve the strong bonds occurring in the cyanoacrylate glue without harming your skin. It can also be used to eliminate glue residue from any surface.”
I learn something new here every day.
If everyone responded to the left this way, they would go silent in 2 weeks.
Sometimes virtue grandstanding is hard.
Hmmm...get a few New York rodents (not democRATS) and let them loose on the factory and floor room. That will make their night time experience all the more special.
(Nine demonstrators who glued themselves to the floor of a Volkswagen dealership in Germany to protest climate change are set for a cold and dark night.)
Brilliant!!!!
Too bad the Doom Goblin Greta isn’t glued there as well.
Sad that there will never be a Blazing Saddles 2.
ROTFLAICGU
Provide them with NOTHING!
They have already gotten too much attention.
Do not let ANYONE give them anything, no food, water, toiletries or additional press access.
I do not know how long Super-Glue will hold them but I bet they can release themselves at any time, once they are willing to “Put some skin in the game”. ;)
Once they tire of their stupid stunt bill them for damage to the floor, make them personally clean up their own mess, then charge them with vandalism and trespass.
Sure.
Deliver food, something nice and fragrant and leave it there in sight and out of reach.
“Sometimes virtue grandstanding is hard.”
But I don’t see any diversity amongst them. They can’t possibly be down for the struggle without diversity.
And if xylene doesn’t work, try acetone or MEK.
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