Posted on 10/18/2022 12:12:21 PM PDT by simpson96
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With holiday festivities gearing up in the nation's capital, sources in the White House confirmed that First Lady Jill Biden has chosen her Halloween costume, which will include a white lab coat and stethoscope to make her look like a real doctor.
"Jill Biden has always been a style icon, and this year's selection of a costume that makes her look like an actual doctor is just stunning," said Lomble Von Blegnio, Editor-in-Chief of VOGUE. "It almost looks totally convincing — like she's a real physician who heals people! Amazing!"
Sources say the First Lady plans to wear the costume to all parties, photo-ops, and important policy meetings over the next week while demanding everyone around her address her as "Doctor," which, they say, isn't that different from a typical week.
"Hey, wow! Look at that hot blonde physician dame!" said President Biden upon seeing the First Lady in costume. "I didn't know they made doctors that young! You come here often, little missy?" Biden then attempted to nibble her fingers before being led by aides back to bed.
At publishing time, sources also confirmed that President Biden will be dressing up as a President with an approval rating above 40%.
I figured he’d dress up as a Hoover Vacuum Cleaner since he sucks hard.
A slutty nurse costume would do little for old Joe, pigtails and a school girl outfit might get Chomo Joe’s blood flowing.
Took me a while to notice it was from the Bee. The “Jill Biden has always been a style icon” was the give away.
Maybe Joe will be just as ridiculous dressing up as the President.
In honor of her valiant efforts in taking care of a demented invalid basement dweller in 2020, she should dress up as Visiting Angels Employee of the Year.
Lordy how I love The Bee
Musta taken Whoopie Goldberg’s advice.
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