Turn It Down Please: Here Are The Most Annoying Pop Songs Ever Made

Lifestyle A2Z ^ | Aug 11, 2022 | Lisa Wells

[TBP]

Long list with a lot of negative comments.

[real saxophonist]

Cool, Sister. But you know girls address each other as ‘dude’ these days, so who knows... 8~)

[1Old Pro]

LOL! Open mike/jam night a year or so ago some gal asked if we knew “Dancing Queen” so she could sing it. Uh, firm NO!

Good, your reputation is intact.

[numberonepal]

Yeah thanks for putting all those earwigs out there. We are no longer friends.

[1Old Pro]

Yup - there it is. Starship - “We Built This City”. Worst song I’ve ever heard in any language. Just so bad on multiple levels.

Almost as if their starship was taken by aliens.

[SunkenCiv]

Yeah, I’ve got a problem...

[Mr. Lucky]

1962, The Moon Twist by Billy Nix retired the trophy.

[SunkenCiv]

My pleasure. :^)

[rktman]

Not only that, near the end of the jam she was wasted, came to the stage and grabbed a mike to tell us we sucked and threw it down. The owner booted her and she went down the street and smashed a plate glass window with her elbow. Ended up in the ER then jail. NOW who’s the dancing queen? 😂✌🤕

[real saxophonist]

Once upon a gig, a guy asked me to serenade his girlfriend.

I said no.

Why not?

Because if I do, she'll be coming home with me, not you.

Guy was so taken aback, he was at a loss for words.

I did play a little bit for them, and they went away happy.

[SamAdams76]

She just wanted to sing “Dancing Queen”, now look what you made her do!

[TBP]

Now I have The Birthday Dirge in my head.

(To The Volga Boatman)

Happy birthday! (uh) Happy birthday! (Uh)
Gloom and doom and dark despair
People dying everywhere
Happy birthday! (uh) Happy birthday! (Uh)
When you’re reached the age you are
Your demise cannot be very far.
Happy birthday! (uh) Happy birthday! (Uh)

[TBP]

Which Captain and Tennille songs? I like them.

[kosciusko51]

Which version, or all of them?

[TBP]

True Colors is better than Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

[TBP]

Closing in on 300.

[rktman]

LOL! Yup, our fault. Sometimes we get asked for something we don’t know and verbally indicate NO while nodding in the affirmative. Lot of folks only see the nod. 🤔😁✌

[TBP]

I always get those two titles confused.

[TBP]

“I’m the Slime” is just a brilliantly wicked commentary.

[dfwgator]

One of the greatest SNL Moments ever, with Don Pardo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdtGo2Ib9oI

Eventually SNL banned Zappa.

[Yo-Yo]

There's something else besides Dancing Queen?

My guess is that you will recognize more than a couple of these 'Greatest Hits:'

https://youtu.be/S-CyjdrrqWo

And of course who could remember forget Meryl Streep in the 2008 blockbuster Momma Mia! The Movie!