Turn It Down Please: Here Are The Most Annoying Pop Songs Ever Made

Lifestyle A2Z ^ | Aug 11, 2022 | Lisa Wells

[TBP]

Long list with a lot of negative comments.

[dfwgator]

So much talent on one stage. And they even had Jean Luc-Ponty at one time.

[TBP]

Paul Shanklin is brilliant. I still play some of his stuff. In a Yugo was great.

[real saxophonist]

Hey, brother, would I do that to you?

8~)

[EEGator]

I remember that song quite well from childhood.

Didn’t the female die from anorexia?

[FamiliarFace]

Oh man, “Seasons in the Sun”. Yuck.

[TBP]

One woman I dated in college liked some disco tunes. “Our song” was “How Deep Is Your Love” — the only song I know of in its category: It lists itself as a “disco ballad.”

I can do a Bee Gee. (I’m told my Bee Gee impression sounds like Maurice. Anyone do Barry or Robin?)

[SunkenCiv]

I may have missed a few. But what a massive piece of ugly poorly formatted clickbait is that page.

1. The Proclaimers "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"
2. Crazy Frog "Axel F"
3. Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight"
4. Europe "Final Countdown"
5. Barry Manilow "Copacabana"
6. Rednex "Cotton Eye Joe"
7. Tom Jones "What"s New Pussycat"
8. Cher "Believe"
9. Eiffel 65 "Blue"
10. Baha Men "Who Let the Dogs Out'
11. James Blunt "You"re Beautiful"
12. Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots "Disco Duck"
13. Nickelback "Photograph"
14. Hanson "MMMBop"
15. Justin Bieber "Baby"
16. Aqua "Barbie Girl"
17. Starship "We Built This City"
18. The Police "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
19. Ricky Martin "Livin' La Vida Loca"
20. The Black Eyed Peas "My Humps"
21. The Four Seasons "Sherry"
22. Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice Baby"
23. Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On"
24. Sisqo "Thong Song"
25. Culture Club "Karma Chameleon"
26. Rebecca Black "Friday"
27. Billy Ray Cyrus "Achy Breaky Heart"
28. Los Del Rio "Macarena"
29. Spice Girls "Wannabe"
30. Wham! "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
31. Robin Thicke "Blurred Lines"
32. The Strangeloves "I Want Candy"
33. The Muppets "Mahna Mahna"
34. OMI "Cheerleader"
35. The Champs 'Tequila"
36. The Newbeats "Bread and Butter"
37. The Coasters "Yakety Yak"
38. Andy Grammer "Honey, I"m Good"
39. Willow Smith "I Whip My Hair"
40. Unknown "Baby Shark Dance"
41. Barney "I Love You"
42. Carly Rae Jepsen "Call Me Maybe"
43. Gummibar "I"m a Gummy Bear"
44. Miley Cyrus "Do My Thang"
45. Meghan Trainor "All About That Bass"
46. Pharrell Williams "Happy"
47. Bruno Mars "Marry You"
48. Kim Kardashian "Jam (Turn It Up)"
49. Buckwheat Boyz "It"s Peanut Butter Jelly Time"
50. Daphne and Celeste "U.G.L.Y."
51. Holly Valance "Kiss Kiss"
52. Las Ketchup "The Ketchup Song (Asereje)"\
53. The VengaBoys "We Like to Party (The Vengabus)"
54. Nikki Webster "Strawberry Kisses"
55. Kylie Minogue "I Should Be So Lucky"
56. Baauer "Harlem Shake"
57. Bruno Mars "The Lazy Song"
58. Florence & The Machine "You've Got The Love"
59. Alvin & The Chipmunks "I Like To Move It"
60. Des'ree "Life"
61. Maroon 5 "Moves Like Jagger"
62. Scouting for Girls "She's So Lovely"
63. Natasha Bedingfield "These Words"
64. Red Hot Chili Peppers "Suck My Kiss"
65. Olly Murs "Please Don't Let Me Go"
66. Nero "Crush On You"
67. Flo Rida "Right Round"
68. LMFAO "Party Rock Anthem"
69. Limp Bizkit "Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)"
70. Train "Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me)"
71. Cher Lloyd "Swagger Jagger"
72. Fat Les "Vindaloo"
73. Ed Sheeran Joey Foley
74. "The A Team" Dido
75. "Thank You" Michael Jackson
76. "Earth Song" The Cranberries
77. "Zombie" B*witched
78. "C'est La Vie" Scatman John
79. "Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)" Mr. Blobby
80. "Mr. Blobby" Lou Bega
81. "Mambo No. 5" Chumbawamba
82. "Tubthumping" The Chainsmokers
83. "#Selfie" Akon
84. "Mr. Lonely" Peter Andre
85. "Mysterious Girl" Berlin
86. "Take My Breath Away" "I Will Always Love You"
87. DJ Otzi "Hey Baby"
88. Westlife "You Raise Me Up"
89. Black Lace "Agadoo"
90. USA for Africa "We Are the World"
91. Bobby McFerrin "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
92. Steve Miller Band "The Joker"
93. The Hues Corporation "Rock the Boat"
94. Eddie Murphy "Party All the Time"
95. Imagine Dragons Thunder
96. Foster the People "Pumped Up Kicks"
97. Gotye "Somebody That I Used to Know"

[dfwgator]

One woman I dated in college liked some disco tunes. “Our song” was “How Deep Is Your Love”

I always call it, "How Deep Is Your Pool"

[EEGator]

And she’s 32 y/o now.
Still acting like a teen while her eggs dwindle away...

[real saxophonist]

Hello A&M

[FamiliarFace]

Sister. But yeah, thanks for not doing that.

[FamiliarFace]

Gosh, I miss Limbaugh and Shanklin.

[FamiliarFace]

Yes, she did.

[combat_boots]

You put a lot of work into that list

[gnarledmaw]

Just yesterday I happened to find myself at a concert by one of the bands that inspired him to greatness.

Jerry Voelker and the Jolly Gents after 50 years are still out there playing LIVE!.

Its not too late for you to hire them for your birthday or anniversary party.

[FamiliarFace]

Props for your effort!

[real saxophonist]

Jean-Luk Pentatonic. I had his album Open Mind playing on a road trip to Jacksonville, once upon a time.

[qam1]

Anything from ABBA.

There's something else besides Dancing Queen?

[EEGator]

That’s a shame, she was talented and young.
I’ll never understand that affliction, but I know it’s real.

[qam1]

American Pie

Stop already, the song ain’t deep, he’s just spewing out meaningless words that rhyme.