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Vegetarian Vampire Recruitment Film - Heinz Tomato Blood(the stupidest commercial ever made)
Heinz ^ | 9/23/22 | Heinz

Posted on 10/08/2022 11:37:49 PM PDT by DallasBiff

This Halloween, Heinz encourages all vampires to make the switch. Go vegetarian with HEINZ Tomato Blood.

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: halloween; heinz; stupidestcommercial; tomato; vegetarian; woke
This has to be the commercial that defines today, a teenage boy, who is living in a fantasy world, and nobody says anything about it, just smirks and shrugs.
1 posted on 10/08/2022 11:37:49 PM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

So stupid I’m not even going to click on it and check it out.


2 posted on 10/09/2022 1:17:13 AM PDT by Bullish (Rot'sa Ruck America. )
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To: DallasBiff

No argument here.


3 posted on 10/09/2022 2:19:02 AM PDT by lizma2
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To: DallasBiff
What a waste of food! Don't they know there are starving children in Ukraine?

4 posted on 10/09/2022 2:43:44 AM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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To: DallasBiff

Hopefully the Clintons and Podestas will take the suggestion.


5 posted on 10/09/2022 4:21:41 AM PDT by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: DallasBiff

Just stupid!


6 posted on 10/09/2022 5:18:04 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The media is the enemy. They are the most subversive institution on the planet. )
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To: DallasBiff

I thought it was cute.....


7 posted on 10/09/2022 5:24:40 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: Hot Tabasco

Are you being sarcastic>


8 posted on 10/09/2022 6:07:31 AM PDT by DallasBiff (Kamala is not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
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To: Hot Tabasco
I thought it was cute too. Sometimes Freepers take the whole being curmudgeons thing to a ridiculous level.
9 posted on 10/09/2022 6:13:52 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: I want the USA back

I thought it was stupid, too, but consider this- there are a lot of ridiculous commercials out there, because people remember them. If they can get us to remember them, they might get us to buy there products. Or not.
I despise all commercials because they are a waste of my time. Not only are most of them stupid, but there are more and MORE of them. You can’t turn around and there’s another one. I watch a live sports program and now they are split-screening the football game with a commercial!
It’s thoroughly disgusting.
Plus I refuse to give Theresa Heinz-Kerry any of my money.
Blood sucking democrats…


10 posted on 10/09/2022 7:16:45 AM PDT by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: A_perfect_lady

I guess to you, Toby, the teen vegetarian vampire, who slurps up heinz ketchup, is cuter than a button.


11 posted on 10/09/2022 7:38:41 AM PDT by DallasBiff (Kamala is not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
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To: DallasBiff
I guess to you,

You're the one who is all anal about this commercial. What's up with that?

12 posted on 10/09/2022 11:08:14 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: DallasBiff

Well, at least it’s not “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.


13 posted on 10/09/2022 11:11:04 AM PDT by kosciusko51
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To: Hot Tabasco
You're the one who is all anal about this commercial. What's up with that?

Huh? I'm not anal just pointing out the obvious.

14 posted on 10/09/2022 11:18:27 AM PDT by DallasBiff (Kamala is not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
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To: DallasBiff
just pointing out the obvious.

Obvious of what? That you've got nothing else to do but stare at your computer, lonely and looking for attention?

Get a life dude and find another thread you can rant on.

Maybe get yourself a kitten or a puppy to help you thru your own personal problems of lack of companionship...........Sheesh!

15 posted on 10/09/2022 1:07:16 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: Hot Tabasco
Obvious of what? That you've got nothing else to do but stare at your computer, lonely and looking for attention?

Go slurp some kethcup, you vegetarian vampire.

16 posted on 10/09/2022 1:15:19 PM PDT by DallasBiff (Kamala is not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
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To: DallasBiff
Here's a nice little pet to keep you company that requires little attention.

Enjoy!


17 posted on 10/09/2022 2:03:15 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: DallasBiff

Sometimes a ketchup commercial is just a ketchup commercial.


18 posted on 10/09/2022 4:35:43 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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