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Mike Tyson vs. Road Runner vs. Steven Segal vs. Godzilla vs Chuck Norris vs. Jesus Christ vs. Doctor Strange vs. Mohammad Ali vs. Bruce Lee vs. Thanos vs. George Forman vs. Captain James T. Kirk vs. Conner McGregor vs. Mothra
Oct 1, 2022 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/01/2022 7:52:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
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To: Lazamataz

Mothra. Why? She’s the queen of all of the monsters on Infant Island and her boyfriend is Godzilla.

(I am a massive Toho International geek.)


61 posted on 10/01/2022 8:41:27 PM PDT by Mermaid Girl
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To: Lazamataz

LOL!


62 posted on 10/01/2022 8:42:27 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Right Brother

Don’t listen to these losers. Gamera ROCKS!


63 posted on 10/01/2022 8:43:59 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: BenLurkin

ROTFLMBO!!!


64 posted on 10/01/2022 8:44:05 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: neverevergiveup

Whoa! That be a whole lotta evil, iggerence, and just plain dumb!


65 posted on 10/01/2022 8:48:00 PM PDT by TigerHawk (The Raised Middle Finger in the Clenched Fist of the World!)
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To: neverevergiveup

Don’t even want to think about it.


66 posted on 10/01/2022 8:48:27 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: Lazamataz

Yes


67 posted on 10/01/2022 8:50:38 PM PDT by Bloodandgravy (Old necons never die, they just smell that way.)
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To: Lazamataz
My money is on Mothra because I like the two hot chicks that sing to summon him.
68 posted on 10/01/2022 8:54:05 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: ryderann

No...BUTT!...


69 posted on 10/01/2022 8:56:06 PM PDT by TigerHawk (The Raised Middle Finger in the Clenched Fist of the World!)
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To: Lazamataz

Jesus, with Bugs Bunny a close second


70 posted on 10/01/2022 8:58:11 PM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighborhoods and cities burnSeriouslyhites riot, nations and continents burn)
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To: Lazamataz
Sounds a lot like this: Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown
71 posted on 10/01/2022 8:58:40 PM PDT by CtBigPat (The time of Crisis is ending. Now comes Normalization.)
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To: Lazamataz

A competent F-16 pilot with a great mechanic. Wins always.


72 posted on 10/01/2022 9:04:15 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Lazamataz

Leave Jesus out of it, and Road Runner hands down.

RR always wins without even trying. Everyone else’s forces would immediately accidentally be used against them.


73 posted on 10/01/2022 9:21:14 PM PDT by MNDude (Once you remove "they would never" from your vocabulary, it all begins to make sense)
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To: MNDude

Leave Jesus out of it, and Road Runner hands down.

RR always wins without even trying. Everyone else’s forces would immediately accidentally be used against them.

(Chuch Norse accidentally kicks himself in the face, Thanos accidentally snaps himself out of existence)


74 posted on 10/01/2022 9:23:16 PM PDT by MNDude (Once you remove "they would never" from your vocabulary, it all begins to make sense)
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To: Lazamataz

Bruce Lee would whip everyone but Jesus. Jesus converts Bruce and sends him to the mission field.


75 posted on 10/01/2022 9:33:18 PM PDT by MikeSteelBe (The South will be in the right in the next war of Northern aggression.)
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To: Lazamataz

What about Mike Ditka


76 posted on 10/01/2022 9:35:40 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Lazamataz

Samantha vs Jeannie shoulda been there!


77 posted on 10/01/2022 9:36:22 PM PDT by jy8z
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To: T. P. Pole

Thanos is screwed the second Tyson bites off some of his fingers. Kirk and the Enterprise can beat anything except a Tribble, and I see no Tribbles on the fight card.


78 posted on 10/01/2022 9:38:19 PM PDT by Bruce Campbells Chin
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To: Lazamataz
Careful what you say Santa is real and he has his eye on you!

79 posted on 10/01/2022 9:56:10 PM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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To: Right Brother

It’s Gamera?
Get the camera!

CC


80 posted on 10/01/2022 10:01:23 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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