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Mike Tyson vs. Road Runner vs. Steven Segal vs. Godzilla vs Chuck Norris vs. Jesus Christ vs. Doctor Strange vs. Mohammad Ali vs. Bruce Lee vs. Thanos vs. George Forman vs. Captain James T. Kirk vs. Conner McGregor vs. Mothra
Oct 1, 2022
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 10/01/2022 7:52:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
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To: Lazamataz
Leave Jesus out of it and the obvious answer is Mothra.
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:03:53 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: Lazamataz
Laz, you are the only person that can start a totally inane thread and get a hundred responses. Amazing. Must be a tenure thing.
To: Lazamataz
I think it would come down to Godzilla and Jesus in the last round. Godzilla would destroy anyone/anything in her bracket. Jesus would convert all of his match-ups. In the end, Jesus makes Godzilla his pet.
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:04:43 PM PDT
by
Mathews
(It's all gravy, baby!)
To: Right Brother
You should have seen the thread where he was going to “hit” a beach full of naked Irish women.
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:06:00 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: Lazamataz
Are tables, ladders and chairs allowed in this KOTR?
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:06:14 PM PDT
by
100%FEDUP
(I'm seeing RED!)
To: Right Brother
Laz, you are the only person that can start a totally inane thread and get a hundred responses. Amazing. Must be a tenure thing.Nah. Plenty of people with my length-of-service here, who couldn't do this.
It's because I come up with really interesting, offbeat ideas. :)
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:06:21 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
Matthew 10:28 - "And do not be afraid of those who kill the body but are unable to kill the soul; but rather fear Him who is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:06:41 PM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: 100%FEDUP
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:08:05 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:08:09 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(The bear has been poked in the eye..... Now what?)
To: smokingfrog
I think I have to amend the card to remove Jesus, He’s out of this fights weight limit.
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:09:09 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:09:23 PM PDT
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
To: Mark
Rodan is another classic.
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:10:06 PM PDT
by
Fungi
To: EvilCapitalist
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:10:53 PM PDT
by
monkeyshine
(live and let live is dead)
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Yeah, I had to remove Jesus from the fight card. Nobody was betting on anyone else.
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:11:04 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
Let me guess: It started about food
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:11:05 PM PDT
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Someone disrespected someone.
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:11:28 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
Are they “naked” or are they allowed their usual tools of the trade? If “armed” Thanos has a good case here. If reputation is allowed but otherwise unarmed Norris. Christ could win, but would he? Or if he lost, could he just resurrect himself and therefore never be defeated, even if he chooses not to win.
We already know Godzilla beats Mothra (and Mothra’s buddy Bathra). Roadrunner has a chance, but again, not a win, but only not defeated.
So, “clean” fight, Godzilla. Reputation intact, Norris. With their standard tools, Thanos.
Honorable mention, but by not being defeated, Christ and Roadrunner.
To: Lazamataz
Lizzo.....the early years.
To: T. P. Pole
This is the best fight analysis so far.
I'm hiring you for my new Sports Channel.
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posted on
10/01/2022 8:14:28 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: smokingfrog
How about Hillary Clinton vs Joy Reid vs Barbara Walters vs Ellen Degeneres vs AOC vs Elena Bobbit vs Whoopi Goldberg vs Elizabeth Warren vs Nancy Pelosi?
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