To: RoosterRedux
I’d prefer it was a shock collar...
2 posted on
09/26/2022 8:27:59 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: RoosterRedux
I don’t think he moves enough for a bell to be reliable. How are you going to find him when he nods off?
A GPS collar or and Apple Airtag would be much better.
4 posted on
09/26/2022 8:31:29 AM PDT by
FarCenter
To: RoosterRedux
Love the BEE....Bet they’re making him wear a wire.
8 posted on
09/26/2022 8:42:16 AM PDT by
Sacajaweau
( )
To: RoosterRedux
and so children can run when they hear them...
9 posted on
09/26/2022 8:46:10 AM PDT by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: RoosterRedux
All he needs now is a leash...
To: RoosterRedux
A bell? Don’t forget to give him a can of bear spray and set him lose in the forest.
13 posted on
09/26/2022 9:10:10 AM PDT by
moovova
To: RoosterRedux
We used baby gates at the beginning, but he still managed to step over them despite his lack of physical coordination Priceless! LMAO!!
14 posted on
09/26/2022 9:25:36 AM PDT by
ScottinVA
(Slava Ukraini!)
To: RoosterRedux
How about a GPS ankle bracelet? No noise, and works through walls &c.
16 posted on
09/26/2022 10:13:43 AM PDT by
asinclair
(What doesn't kill you makes you stronger)
To: RoosterRedux
They sewed a tile in to his pants.
To: RoosterRedux
I’d say just track his cellphone but he’d probably drop it in a urinal somewhere.
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