Well dang - I'm the dum dum as it's Camarillo Brillo having nothing to do with the Texas city. Guess I'm that guy who thought Jimi Hendrix said "Scuse me while I kiss this guy". Camarillo Brillo's a Frank Zappa classic from 1973's "Over-Nite Sensation" album.
Admitting errors disqualifies me from political office - a big win for those constituents. Please keep up the great work Mr. Cassidy.