Posted on 09/20/2022 8:32:55 PM PDT by libh8er
For all of the scandals that have rocked the world of elite chess in recent years, rumors that a 19-year-old grandmaster used anal beads and artificial intelligence to beat the world's top player might be the most bizarre.
Speculation has grown online that San Francisco-born Hans Niemann, a relative newcomer to the sport, inserted wireless vibrating anal beads into his body before his victorious match against World No. 1 grandmaster Magnus Carlsen, 31, last week.
Chess fans have speculated that an accomplice watching the match at the Sinquefield Cup in St. Louis used a chess program to determine the perfect move, and then sent encoded instructions via the vibrating sex toy.
Niemann has vehemently denied cheating on this occasion, but critics note that his Elo rating, which gauges the strength of chess players, shot to 2701 after his victory over Carlsen, up from just 2484 in January 2021.
And he's faced further speculation after he previously admitted cheating during an online game aged 12. That saw one of his friends bring over an iPad loaded with a 'chess engine' program that offered the most likely route to a win. The person Niemann was playing couldn't see him, and so was unaware of what was unfolding.
His latest increase is so staggering that many in the sport don’t believe it is possible - and their suspicions are bolstered by Niemann's own admission that he has previously used chess programs to cheat in online tournaments.
One fan tweeted: 'Currently obsessed with the notion that Hans Niemann has been cheating at the Sinquefield Cup chess tournament using wireless anal beads that vibrate him the correct moves.'
Even Tesla CEO ElonMusk chipped in and shared a video on Twitter of an influencer discussing the rumor that Niemann used anal beads during the chess competition.
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How do you cheat at chess?
All the pieces are on the board and in open view.
So they pint to something he admitted to doing when he TWELVE years old
The chess world doesn’t lose gracefully
Wouldn’t be surprised if the beads were taken apart and the components installed in his shoes to be triggered via the blue-tooth link in order to communicate moves.
Well, he is from San Francisco.
I don’t even...
Someone using a chess-playing computer program could easily send signals about the best moves.
I would say that is a good clue.
I wondered that too.
This article explained.
It's similar to when Biden's handlers tell him what to say in front of the cameras, except they use a tiny wireless earpiece instead of a vibrating buttplug. I think.
For once, I’m glad not to care about Chess Championships.
I won’t be forced to contemplete anything to do with anal beads, not that I would have predicted it before now.
“ How do you cheat at chess?”
Seriously? You really don’t know?
Computers are super fast and figuring the best move and have surpassed and beaten even the best Grand Masters. Having a way to get a computers suggested move without getting caught is basically just like having a computer play your opponent for you. This guy has a long history of cheating using computer chess programs and should not even be allowed in tournaments. Letting a computer play for you is like allowing men compete against women in physical sports, which is another travesty.
Have any of you ever heard of wireless anal beads before this?
I haven’t.
I guess all future chess matches will have mandatory anus examinations.
When accused of a crime, innocent people smile and feel confused while guilty people frown and get mad, like Hans Niemann. Carlsen has better things to prove his chess skills.
“ It’s similar to when Biden’s handlers tell him what to say in front of the cameras,”
If they could, Biden’s handlers would send him instructions through anal beads too. Useful for tv interviews. Problem is the beads would quickly end up in his diapers.
Now the democrats are all inserting the biggest anal beads they can find, so they can cheat in 2022.
5d chess…and shitting their pants in front of King Charles III is the plan
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