Them bitches made me get a covids test. I axt what If I refuse. They said I guess you could try another hospital. Ha, as if.
Those things do sting like errbody said. I kept worrying they was planting covid bugs up in my brain, sorta like a Khan/Chekov move.
#YetHereIAm
You’re doomed.
Angels to God as Bagster fights a near death event:
“Ahh….yeah. Lord we know he doesn’t belong in the other place, but we’re not quite sure there’s a place ready for him up here just yet. Can you buy us some more time??”
God: “Well, it is an amusing rest watching him give Satan hell!”
Paraphrased but believed accurate…
Welcome back to the trenches, sirrah.
YAY!!!!!!!
Re I kept worrying they was planting covid bugs up in my brain, sorta like a Khan/Chekov movie:
Same here! I have been tested ten times for medical/work/family requirements—and I’ve been worried about it each time. I do a spray of X-lear in each nostril afterwards and just hope for the best.
So glad you are okay and back home. The bastids will never get YOU.
Yes! You lived!! Huzzah!!
Dang, I tried to post this to LJ, but I can’t spell her name right, so somebody pass it on, please. I need someone who can look at all the Q posts...quickly.
I had an extremely painful brain fart today. You know how we’re always trying to figure out what or who is the “Keystone”? I figured it out today on my way somewhere I couldn’t post.
Here’s my theory. Keystone is the Keystone Pipeline. It is what’s driving a lot of what’s going on now.
What executive order did Potato Head sign on his first day in office? The one that killed the Keystone Pipeline. Turns out, that was a bigger deal than we thought at the time.
Pot Head set the energy industry firmly against him by killing the pipeline. Then, they decided just to show him. So, they stopped exploring. They took some facilities offline. They started a terrible game of dominoes, with us, the little people, as the losers.
By killing Keystone, Pot Head set up all the “food insecurity” -gah, I hate that term. They use it because it sounds so much nicer than “starving.” So, the price of gas shoots up. People have to decide if they’re going to drive or eat. Companies have to decide if they’re going to continue to haul important stuff like food and fertilizer. People in shipping, trucking, and energy fields; a lot of people end up not having to worry about gas money for work. They got laid off instead!
So Big Oil is all, “We’re gonna show that damn Potato Head! We’ll just keep jacking the price up; Potato Head is screwing us royally”. So then Potato Head decides he must play the Hero, so he’s draining our strategic oil reserves. He thinks we’ll all appreciate it. Bullshit! by doing that, how much oil has he drained? Where’s all that backup oil going to be when we need it...for, you know, emergencies??
So you guys finish the scenario. But I’m pretty sure “Keystone” means the pipeline. And it’s Pot Head’s Achilles heel.