Posted on 09/18/2022 11:27:11 AM PDT by nwrep
Black Feast: Black Imagerial PARTNER PROGRAM: ORGANIZED BY BLACK FEAST
TICKETING DETAILS Off Pass | This event is free or by donation for Black folks / $80 for all others
Purchase your ticket at https://bit.ly/3P4pM3f. Black folks are welcome to enter the code "blackmovement" for free tickets.
DESCRIPTION Black Feast is a culinary event celebrating Black artists and writers through food. At our table, guests participate in an experience that weaves together food and art, where Salimatu works with Black artists to create a multi-course, vegan, gluten-free meal based off of the artist’s work.
In Black Imagerial, movement artists Intisar Abioto and Akela Jaffi present a collectively held offering honoring the legacies of Black movers, dancers, and choreographers in Portland. With eight Black dancers and movement artists moving with the land, Black Imagerial recognizes Black movement as embodied image-making and visionary practice.
This meal is created as a celebration, a dance, and an offering. This meal is created for you.
Well I hope the black people enjoy their “free event” that their presumptuous and condescending white overlords assume that they cannot afford, on account of being black and all.
Things would be set on fire
80 bucks for a chance to get shot...
Lets all sing the "Rub Some Bacon On It" song! 
The “Rub Some Bacon On It” Song
911 what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it
what?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
That's all there is to it?
What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
My nude pics get posted
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah
My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
There's an akward silence
I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
I'm visited by Mr. Timn
Bacon hotline, What’s your problem?
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
I’m attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
I think I might have sharted
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Attempt to attend for free. If not allowed in for free due to white skin, go to prosecutor’s office and press charges of violation of civil rights act.
Then sue the hosting organization and every contributor and sponsor for eleventy billion dollars.
Segregation. It’s not a white thing anymore.
So, one quarter black gets one quarter off or the whole dealio?
I’m just curious: How many people were arrested for taking over that police station in Portland or buring the Portland courthouse? I’m betting none of them are sitting in solitary right now.
Mostly Peaceful lead poisoning!
Are they going to use the Paper Bag Test? We keep inching back to Jim Crow.
Inching? Last few years has been a freaking sprint. I wonder if the Portlans racists let the native Inhuns in at half price? Gotta be a sliding scale for “other” brown people.
The old Po’ Folks thing again.
“ where Salimatu works with Black artists to create a multi-course, vegan, gluten-free meal based off of the artist’s work.”
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Sounds pretty gross to me and it looks even more gross and is certainly mentally ill.
https://www.eater.com/22388170/salimatu-amabebe-eater-new-guard-2021
How many Black People are going to want a vegan gluten free meal?
Back in the 60’s the fight was for “desegregation”
Looks like some hippy knuckleheads suffering from severe white guilt.
It’s art. It’s intellectual
Even for free, Blacks won’t come
There will be Free Vitamin B12 tablets provided
White people dumb enough to go where they aren’t wanted deserve to get ripped off.
After they get mugged or carjacked, paying $80 at the door will be the least of their problems.
Total revenue generated,,,
.37 cents.
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