Don't Take Your Guns To Town Son, Leave Your Guns At Home
Smoking a blunt, high as hell, waving a pistol around while listening to a rap song, all up in your mom’s attic.....
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
1. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR FIREARM POINTED IN A SAFE DIRECTION.
2. TREAT ALL FIREARMS AS IF THEY WERE LOADED.
3. KEEP YOUR TRIGGER FINGER OUTSIDE THE GUARD AND OFF OF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO FIRE.
4. BE CERTAIN OF YOUR TARGET, YOUR LINE OF FIRE, AND WHAT LIES BEYOND YOUR TARGET.
5. ALWAYS WEAR APPROPRIATE EYE AND EAR PROTECTION WHEN SHOOTING AND MAINTAINING YOUR FIREARM.
We had the first four down before we were allowed to go hunting...at the ripe old age of 9. Failure to observe those rules meant you were done for the YEAR. We never failed to observe them.
Another moron who’s limited quantity of brains almost went on the wall.
That’s the list, all right. There should probably be something about not loading while you’re already loaded, too.
I would just add “check to see said firearm is unloaded”* if you intend to be the next ‘great white hope’ in the wrapper business.
*and if you haven’t been taught how to verify a firearm is unloaded, use a toy.
Don’t play with guns. They’re not toys.
0. DON’T BE A ******* PUNK-ASSED POSEUR WANNA BE RAP THUG NO MATTER WHAT COLOR YOU ARE.
0.A Go mow the yard, or do your homework instead.
0.B Don’t touch a firearm until you’re under responsible adult supervision.
Don't Take Your Guns To Town Son, Leave Your Guns At Home
Come to think of it, what are the odds that that kid doesn’t know how to mow the lawn?
Don’t Hesitate,But Know that you will Absolutely Positively Destroy your Target when You Pull the Trigger!
6. ALWAYS SAVE A BULLET FOR YOURSELF!
Sheeeeeeeeee, I ain’t gonna do all dat! That’s not keepin’ it real!
The only mistake this kid did not make is pull the trigger while the gun was pointed at his head.
FWIW....in a large number of black households, mom is in jail; and father is absent.
