Posted on 09/06/2022 9:22:53 AM PDT by george76
Comes after spate of violent attacks which have seen three killed by monkeys
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A farmer who was attacked by a troop of 30 enraged monkeys plunged to his death from a roof while trying to escape from them.
Horilal, 52, from Baduan, was on the roof of his house on the evening of August 30 when the angry primates charged him.
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A relative of the victim said: 'Horilal died because of monkeys.
'The government should do something about it. There are over 100 monkeys who target our houses and crops every day.'
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In June, more than 50 people were injured in Kolkata when the primates set upon residents of three villages in Swarupnagar. And since July, three deaths have been caused by monkey attacks.
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A baby boy died on July 15 after a group of monkeys took him from his father's arms.
The four-month-old was thrown from the roof of a house in Bareilly by the primates.
On July 30, a 35-year-old woman was attacked by a monkey and died two weeks later.
It comes after more horrific incidents in 2021 saw ferocious monkeys killing 250 dogs.
They dragged the animals to the top of buildings and trees and dropped them.
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Now they should know why high capacity magazines are required. Spiff happens.
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Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!
When seconds count, bigger monkeys are minutes away.
When you believe monkeys are gods........
For close range I’d recommend a 12 ga with 4 shot.
22 lr sounds about perfect too. I’d want a semi-auto. With a scope. My eyes not worth a damn for iron sights.
“when the angry primates charged him.”
Normal occurrence on Chicago’s Miracle Mile these days.
did he die FROM monkeys or WITH monkeys?
There is a interview with Nolan Ryan on the sport show The Ticket about snow monkeys in Texas.
If someone is inclined to post it, search Nolan Ryan and snow monkeys.
And yes, it was legal for land owners to shoot the trespassing monkeys
Here we come…walking down the street
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.
Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys
And people say we monkey around,
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.
You know that we want to
Do what we like to do,
The only time we get restless
Is around something new
Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys
And people say we monkey around,
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.
Time to put a bounty on the little delinquents. Seems like a good thinning is in order.
Did they learn from the Clintons? Sounds like the next Arkancide victim could be suicide by monkeys? 🤓
“We ain’t played Cowboys and Monkeys yet...”
I usually leave a trail of cookies that leads to the road, so that they get run over. ;)
Yes, I feel as if I have a solution for this.
Bkmk
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