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"Florida Man" has competition!  The year isn't over yet, but this guy may have clinched the 2022 Darwin Award.

How stupid do you have to be to not only climb into the lion enclosure at a zoo in broad daylight, but attempt to steal a cub when the lion and lioness are around?!

1 posted on 08/31/2022 8:54:11 AM PDT by mellow velo
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Darwin Award winner!


2 posted on 08/31/2022 8:54:54 AM PDT by woodbutcher1963
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karma.. delivered instantly.


3 posted on 08/31/2022 8:56:39 AM PDT by cableguymn
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Gene Pool has been cleaned ‘just a little bit’.


4 posted on 08/31/2022 8:58:10 AM PDT by silent majority rising ( )
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Kimba Karma

5 posted on 08/31/2022 8:58:48 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We are already in a revolutionary period, and the Rule of Law means nothing. )
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In Ghana, this is just another:
"Hold my Akpeteshie and watch this!"
6 posted on 08/31/2022 9:01:42 AM PDT by glennaro (Live life unbullied and unafraid. Choose to ignore or fight the irrationality that surrounds you.)
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I was hired to steal ar rare apex predator once.

Then I did days of research and learned that wild animals kill other animals that try it. And for millions of years! No one told me that!


7 posted on 08/31/2022 9:03:06 AM PDT by Celerity
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There are many on the path to learn the ferocity of “The Momma Bear” truism.


9 posted on 08/31/2022 9:10:14 AM PDT by G Larry (Biden: Ignorant and Dishonest Before he was Senile.)
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Wah oh oh, wah oh oh, wah oh wimoweh
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
*

*Ghanan for don’t mess with the lion dumb ass

11 posted on 08/31/2022 9:11:11 AM PDT by csvset (tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
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Ghana Man is the new Florida Man


12 posted on 08/31/2022 9:11:16 AM PDT by libh8er
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Taste like chicken.


13 posted on 08/31/2022 9:13:24 AM PDT by moovova
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Do you really want come between a lioness and her cubs? The man entering the lion area was very stupid. If not already, the zoo will likely put the lion down. Doesn't seem right but that's generally what happens when a predator rightly or wrongly kills a human.


14 posted on 08/31/2022 9:14:08 AM PDT by JesusIsLord
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I wonder if that puts the zookeepers at more risk of an attack.

Or if the lions are able to distinquish that Robber guy was an evil idiot and zookeepers are okay.


17 posted on 08/31/2022 9:15:08 AM PDT by DannyTN
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LOL. A real “ F*** around and find out” moment! Way to go mom!


21 posted on 08/31/2022 9:40:16 AM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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“patrol at the zoo noticed that the middle-aged victim”

Victim??


22 posted on 08/31/2022 9:43:38 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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One would think the exercise required for a middle aged man to scale a 20 ft fence would sober him up a bit; maybe he would reach the top of the fence and think :
“What the heck am I doing? That Lion is lying there waiting for me!”


23 posted on 08/31/2022 9:48:12 AM PDT by lee martell ( )
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That ranks with the moron copper thieves who wind up eating 800 million amps.


24 posted on 08/31/2022 10:24:19 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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A rare white lion cub on the black market will bring a lifetime of earnings to a poor desperate Ghanian idiot. Apparently enough to literally risk death in an obviously suicidal stunt.


25 posted on 08/31/2022 10:24:50 AM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry (Progressivism is socialism. Venezuela is how it ends.)
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One less Ghanaian democrat.


26 posted on 08/31/2022 10:29:42 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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They should have left the idiot in there for the cub to gnaw on


28 posted on 08/31/2022 10:48:49 AM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it )
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A 20ft tall fence, at that.
He was really determined to die.


32 posted on 08/31/2022 11:31:39 AM PDT by servo1969
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