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1 posted on 08/31/2022 4:38:38 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

I never liked Alfredo sauce anyways...... Regular tomato sauce is better.


2 posted on 08/31/2022 4:40:38 AM PDT by dennisw
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To: BenLurkin

Was it at a spaghetti junction?


3 posted on 08/31/2022 4:41:31 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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Cleanup crews used fettuccine mops to clear the roadway.


4 posted on 08/31/2022 4:45:21 AM PDT by twister881
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Several other vehicles were seen converging to the area...


5 posted on 08/31/2022 4:48:39 AM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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To: BenLurkin

What was Alfredo sauce doing in a tractor trailer??


7 posted on 08/31/2022 4:50:18 AM PDT by God luvs America (63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
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To: BenLurkin

What a noodless accident!.............................


9 posted on 08/31/2022 5:02:13 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: BenLurkin
Sounds like a job for Roy's Food Repair!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCxscU0hWok

Enjoy!

Regards,

10 posted on 08/31/2022 5:03:59 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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"...jars of alfredo sauce."

That's just wrong.

That's like calling Pringles "potato chips".

11 posted on 08/31/2022 5:04:45 AM PDT by moovova
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It’s funny now, but had to sit in traffic for an extra half hour to get past that yesterday. What a mess.


12 posted on 08/31/2022 5:06:20 AM PDT by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
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alfredo sauce pouring across the roadway.

Behold the effect of white space.

14 posted on 08/31/2022 5:09:03 AM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️𓊹 𓌃 "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️)
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To: BenLurkin

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!


15 posted on 08/31/2022 5:09:39 AM PDT by Fury
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There's an Olive Garden somewhere that just took the Never Ending Pasta Bowl off their menu...
16 posted on 08/31/2022 5:11:41 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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Too bad Harry Chapin isn’t alive to write the definitive song about the incident.


18 posted on 08/31/2022 5:13:20 AM PDT by HYPOCRACY (This is the dystopian future we've been waiting for!)
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Alfredo sauce will clog your arteries.


19 posted on 08/31/2022 5:17:26 AM PDT by Sleepless in Jerusalem (To: All)
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To: BenLurkin

Sticky situation.


25 posted on 08/31/2022 5:45:15 AM PDT by Flick Lives (FJB and the corrupt FBI)
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The driver, Anthony Gemelli, was unhurt. However his tractor trailer was, unfortunately, a total loss.

Onlookers were genuinely surprised because Alfredo is never served with rig of Tony.

26 posted on 08/31/2022 5:46:56 AM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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I thought mustard bottles was how they rolled in Tennessee....


27 posted on 08/31/2022 5:49:30 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Alfredo sauce too rich for me. They are going to have to check the highway for high cholesterol.


28 posted on 08/31/2022 5:50:22 AM PDT by dforest
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My Time has Come!

Give me a spoon and a pile of Fettuccini. I’ll take care of the rest.


32 posted on 08/31/2022 6:17:48 AM PDT by Conan the Librarian (Conan the Sailing Librarian)
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THIS happened yesterday, too!

https://www.india.com/news/world/california-interstate-80-highway-painted-red-as-truck-spills-1-5-lakh-tomatoes-5604016/

It’s a conspiracy, I tell you!🤪


44 posted on 08/31/2022 6:49:23 AM PDT by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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