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Too bad Harry Chapin isn’t alive to write the definitive song about the incident.

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It was just before rush hour
when the truck started down
the route that leads into Memphis Teneseeeee
Carryin' thirty thousand jars
Of alfredo
Carryin' thirty thousand jars Of alfredo ...

He was a young driver
just out on his second job
And he was carryin' the next day's tasty sauce
For everyone in that music city
Where pasta swims without despair
In Travertine tile clad dining rooms that serve each day
Just about thirty thousand jars
Of alfredo
Yes, just about thirty thousand jars
Of alfredo