Arrested “a man”
A “female relative”
Ok time to look for a photo
2 posted on
08/30/2022 1:56:48 PM PDT by
dsrtsage
( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Ya know, my guess is, it wasn’t JUST about a toaster oven...
3 posted on
08/30/2022 1:57:18 PM PDT by
decal
(They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
5 posted on
08/30/2022 1:59:13 PM PDT by
ComputerGuy
(Heavily-medicated for your protection)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Florida Man Pings
Is it the heat? the water? the sand?
Have long planned on a FLA final getaway, after many long test runs over many years, been thinking lately maybe another direction.
6 posted on
08/30/2022 1:59:26 PM PDT by
Macoozie
(Handcuffs and Orange Jumpsuits)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Daffynition
This is what happens when the Brave Little Toaster goes to Mars.
Starts out with Pop Tart treats and then the demands begin to escalate.
8 posted on
08/30/2022 2:03:15 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️𓊹 𓌃 "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I'm just going to throw this out there — all those involved probably test positive for drugs and alcohol.
9 posted on
08/30/2022 2:05:11 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A toaster oven or...?
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’m starting to feel that same way about my toaster oven. Mr K (not the one on this forum) didn’t want to get a toaster oven when the old toaster (from the 1940s) died. I talked him into it, however, and now we are toasting the daylights out of everything and it’s just great. Frozen egg rolls! Frozen fish! Frozen pot pies! All coming out done to a freaking turn, better than in the regular oven and uses less electricity.
If you lay ONE FINGER on my TOASTER OVEN, I WILL CUT YOU.
15 posted on
08/30/2022 2:16:57 PM PDT by
Scarlett156
(Democrats act like they don't care about losing our votes. It's because they don't need them now.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
My toaster oven identifies as a freezer. It is impossible to deal with because it is so cold to me.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Where is the obligatory “alcohol may have been involved?”
18 posted on
08/30/2022 2:18:47 PM PDT by
cdcdawg
(Hoes mad! LOL! )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I said leggo my Eggo, dammit…
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
26 posted on
08/30/2022 2:50:06 PM PDT by
AJFavish
(www.allanfavish.com)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
God bless Florida for stuff like this!
27 posted on
08/30/2022 3:05:24 PM PDT by
llevrok
(Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
More violence caused by toasters.
30 posted on
08/30/2022 3:37:00 PM PDT by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
We never have this much fun at my family reunions.
Which is undoubtedly a good thing.
No - none of us are from Florida.
My eldest cousin lived in Georgia near the Florida
border for several years - but that doesn't count, I'm sure.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Good grief!I use my toaster oven all the time! Am I safe?
34 posted on
08/30/2022 4:02:32 PM PDT by
Rusty0604
(" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Meth can be cooked in a toaster oven? Who knew?
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I don’t understand this at all. The attacker has “Winner” written all over his face! What could have gone wrong? /S
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Fetal marijuana syndrome.
38 posted on
08/30/2022 6:48:54 PM PDT by
familyop
("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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