[DFG]

Crew Resource Management (CRM)

[bosco24]

This has to be a first!

[SgtHooper]

Akmed vs Pierre?

[Jane Long]

Must've taken lessons from this guy....and, crew.....

[jimwatx]

Whichever pilot violated safety procedurse should have been immediately fired.

[rovenstinez]

Need to put a flatulence indicator..someone probably cut the cheese in closed quarters.

[DallasBiff]

Pilots are the some of the unhappiest people I’ve met, they b!tch about everything.

[BenLurkin]

It’s like a Gary Larsen cartoon.

[lee martell]

Head Stewardess turns on the mike to get their attention:
“Boys! Boys! That’s enough. Jacques, you will continue the flight without further interruption.
Phillipe! You will sit in the Economy Section and complete this Coloring Book. There will be no further incidents during this flight.
Is that clear to you both?”

[libh8er]

The “French” pilots aren’t named. For a reason I am sure.

[Jolla]

Flying over Africa on the Geneva to Paris route I think they were lost

[353FMG]

Fighting in the cockpit flying over Africa on a Paris-Geneva flight.

Flunked Geography 101.

[Rummyfan]

Switzerland’s La Tribune reported that the pilot and co-pilot had a dispute shortly after takeoff, and grabbed each other by their collars after one apparently hit the other. Cabin crew intervened and one crew member spent the flight in the cockpit with the pilots, the report said.

Cherchez la femme!

[Rummyfan]

It focused on a fuel leak on an Air France flight from Brazzaville in the Republic of Congo to Paris in December 2020, when pilots rerouted the plane but didn’t cut power to the engine or land as soon as possible, as leak procedure requires. The plane landed safely in Chad, but the BEA report warned that the engine could have caught fire.

I will cut them some slack here as there are lots of places in Africa you would not want to land. And they landed safely after all.

[thesharkboy]

“There’s no fighting in here! This is the cockpit!”

[Secret Agent Man]

The airlines have lists that pilots place other pilots not to be paired with, to minimize such incidents happening.

Oh well.

[Paul R.]

In the old days, it might have been two male pilots fighting over an attractive stewardess.

In 2022 it might be a hulking male steward breaking up a marital fight between two, uh, not so attractive female pilots...

[PhiloBedo]

I can’t post the GIF, but this reminds me of John Wayne and Robert Stack and The High and the Mighty, old school CRM

[bgill]

Lovers quarrel?

[teletech]

I sure hope they engaged the autopilot if this happened in the climb after takeoff. They need CRM training.