It could be "So I married an axe murderer."
Instead of "So I married a whoremonger."
Posted on 08/26/2022 8:52:31 PM PDT by simpson96
A newlywed couple's honeymoon was cut short when the husband was busted for soliciting a prostitute in Florida. Paul Turovsky 34-year-old apparently decided to take a break from his honeymoon and answered an ad placed by a prostitute, says Hillsborough County Sheriff Chad Chronister. However, the "prostitute" was actually an undercover sheriff's detective, he adds. "He got married and he was on his honeymoon,” Chronister says. "His new bride falls asleep, and he decides he’s going to respond to an ad that one of our undercover officers had placed to go have sex that evening. So he leaves, and comes to the hotel and wishes to purchase sex.” The man was arrested "immediately," Chronister says.
Although the man was among 176 people who were arrested in a four-month prostitution sting, his story is the most asked-about, Chronister says. "I know we all probably have questions about how long this marriage lasted," he says, "but I think the only question here, with it ending so quickly, as a wedding guest, was: 'Is it too late to get the gifts that they gave returned back to them?'"
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It could be "So I married an axe murderer."
Instead of "So I married a whoremonger."
One of our favorite movies!
“A newlywed couple’s honeymoon was cut short...”
He’ll be lucky if that’s all that gets cut short.
My neighbor in College was a police seargent working overnight Vice.
They had a 26 year old Rookie cop with a 36DD chest as their undercover “hooker” who would walk up to a car, rest her cleavage on the passenger car window edge and only ask $20.
He basically admitted it was entrapment.
I hate it when that happens on my honeymoons.
Is he Florida Man or a visitor?
This is little like The Heartbreak Kid in which the idiot on his honeymoon makes a play for an affair with Cybill Sheperd. Great scene where the bride’s father played by Eddie Albert practically kills the guy with his hostile stare. The guy wants to meet him and smooth things over by Eddie Albert says something like I wouldn’t talk to you if they pierced my tongue with an iron rod and pulled me across town tied to a team of horses.
The guy says “There. See? At least now we are talking. That’s the beginning of progress in any negotiation”
He had better check his wife’s shopping receipts for the next few weeks to see if she has ordered and Ginsu knives
From a different article:
Giving more detail about the operation, which he [the sheriff] called “disturbing”, he said that demand from their fake advert was so “overwhelming” that they had to hire more and more hotel rooms to catch the pervs.
Yes. Thanks.
Haven’t seen it in years which is odd because like Eddie Albert.
Yeah, if they make the offer first, I think that does make it entrapment. Not sure why this doesn’t fall into that category.
Are her initials LB?
I must’ve watched a remake of The Heartbreak Kid. It starred Ben Stiller as the newlywed who falls for another woman while on honeymoon with his new wife.
It wasn’t his first time. She’s lucky to find out now
So, not enough actual crime in Florida to keep the cops busy?
The answer appears to be placing entrapment ads.
Is this more small town revenue generation via fines?
Is their radar gun broken?
somebody got some splainin to do,,,
Ouch!!!!!!!!!
LOL, took a while for the old memory to kick in.
Too subtle.
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