[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Hopefully, he remains in jail.

Forever.

Or gets thrown to the alligators.

[ridesthemiles]

I am not fond of alligators-—But feeding them HIS time seems good.

[ridesthemiles]

I am not fond of alligators-—But feeding them THIS time seems good.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Feel free to chat this one. It’s from March 26, 2019. Sometimes Dana Loesch reports these old stories on her show, but doesn’t tell the year, but I could also have checked out the date.

[dynachrome]

Bath salts? Meth? CNN?

[Equine1952]

I vote for the gators option. If I had a vote, well there it is.

[lee martell]

“You know it’s time for your adult son to move out and stay moved out, when....”

[Dr. Sivana]

OK, this is a Florida Man story. It is like Mad Libs with violence.

Florida Man hits __________ with ___________

Because s/he wouldn’t ______________ his ___________

He also threw ___________ at him/her

Words: Mother, Stool, Dress, Mannequin, Dumplings

This is an A level Florida Man story.

[KittyKares]

He flipped his lid. Dress his mannequin? Is it a female or male mannequin? Is he married to it? Why should his mother dress it? So many questions.

[citizen]

South Florida man, a subset of Florida man.

[LizzieD]

I’m sorry, but how can they report that she “refused to dress his mannequin” as if that’s something completely normal in this world; that dressing your son’s mannequin happens everyday; nothing weird about that.

[colorado tanker]

I have two sons and neither has a mannequin. My sons in law don’t have them either. I guess I’m a failure as a father.

[sumuam]

Jeffrey Dahmer had a male mannequin he kept in his closet when he rented a room from his grandmother while working at a chocolate factory. She discovered it, and told him it was, “disgusting” and to get rid of it, or leave.

This guy arrested looks pretty strange.

[toddausauras]

Kids need to be kicked out at 18

[SaveFerris]

[after he attacked his mother who refused to dress his mannequin]

Let ‘em say we’re crazy

I don’t care about that

And we can build this dream together,

Stand this storm forever

Nothing’s gonna stop us now...

And if this world runs out of lovers,

We’ll still have each other

(oops LOL)

[familyop]

I’m going to say...drugs.

[noiseman]

This guy is a real loon. Asking someone else to dress your mannequin?

I dress my own mannequin, like a normal person.

[ronniesgal]

awww she probably stopped touching his winky for him, too.
Go get an apartment if you are 40 and quit crying for your mommymommymommy.
Loser.

[maddog55]

Im guessing his gaming/porn computer in his mother’s basement failed and he got upset when his non gender specific mannequin needed changing after weeks of sexual abuse.

Such is the life of a liberal.

[Deplorable American1776]

The alligators would have better tastes than to eat this MORON! I knew my family wasn't right when I was growing up. I didn't have a mannequin.

How did he get it? Or is the mannequin a blow up doll? Mentally ill crazy Democrat...(oops, I just repeated myself)