OK, this is a Florida Man story. It is like Mad Libs with violence.
Florida Man hits __________ with ___________
Because s/he wouldn’t ______________ his ___________
He also threw ___________ at him/her
Words: Mother, Stool, Dress, Mannequin, Dumplings
This is an A level Florida Man story.
We need a Florida Grandmother stick. Like Grandma pulls bulldog 44 and stops attacking arsehole son.
But the poor nekkid mannequin!
Don't know if these two stories are related, or if it's just a Florida thing:
An apparent decapitated body found washed up on a Florida beach was actually just a store mannequin