South Florida man attacks mother who refused to dress his mannequin, deputies say

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[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. – A South Florida man was arrested Monday after he attacked his mother who refused to dress his mannequin, beating her with a kitchen stool and shoving dumplings into her mouth, deputies said.

Mikkel Dankner, 40, of Boynton Beach, faces charges of aggravated battery on a victim 65 or older and domestic battery by strangulation.

According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office probable cause affidavit, Dankner and his mother were in their backyard when he asked her to dress his mannequin. After she refused to do so, Dankner stood in the doorway, blocking her from getting back inside the home, so she pushed the mannequin to the ground, deputies said.

As Dankner moved to pick up the mannequin, his mother ran inside, but Dankner followed her into the kitchen and pushed her to the floor, deputies said.

Dankner then picked up a small stool on the kitchen floor and struck her several times in the head with it, deputies said. He then "grabbed small dumplings made for dinner and started to shove them into her mouth," the affidavit said.

[SaveFerris]

[after he attacked his mother who refused to dress his mannequin]

Let ‘em say we’re crazy

I don’t care about that

And we can build this dream together,

Stand this storm forever

Nothing’s gonna stop us now...

And if this world runs out of lovers,

We’ll still have each other

(oops LOL)

[familyop]

I’m going to say...drugs.

[frank ballenger]

Also odd this was at the Bates Motel.

[noiseman]

This guy is a real loon. Asking someone else to dress your mannequin?

I dress my own mannequin, like a normal person.

[Wilhelm Tell]

Don’t you support mannequin marriage or are you a bigot? /sarcasm

[ronniesgal]

awww she probably stopped touching his winky for him, too.
Go get an apartment if you are 40 and quit crying for your mommymommymommy.
Loser.

[ronniesgal]

“move out and stay moved” YES! thats not normal.

[maddog55]

Im guessing his gaming/porn computer in his mother’s basement failed and he got upset when his non gender specific mannequin needed changing after weeks of sexual abuse.

Such is the life of a liberal.

[Deplorable American1776]

The alligators would have better tastes than to eat this MORON! I knew my family wasn't right when I was growing up. I didn't have a mannequin.

How did he get it? Or is the mannequin a blow up doll? Mentally ill crazy Democrat...(oops, I just repeated myself)

[mfish13]

No basements in Florida.

[Scrambler Bob]

I’m sorry, but how can they report that she “refused to dress his mannequin” as if that’s something completely normal in this world; that dressing your son’s mannequin happens everyday; nothing weird about that.
= = =

He thought he was Dr. Jill. He thought his mom was the Secret Service. Dr. Jill had to get Joe ready.

This is normal.
Happens every day.
The whole Nation sees it every day.

[Albion Wilde]

This is an A level Florida Man story.

But the poor nekkid mannequin!

Don't know if these two stories are related, or if it's just a Florida thing:

An apparent decapitated body found washed up on a Florida beach was actually just a store mannequin