[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Florida Man, Florida Man
Destroying ecosystems whenever he can . . .

[T-Bird45]

I call BS on his claim about not knowing he could cause damage. There are abundant signs around all of the thermal features about sticking to the boardwalk.

[PGR88]

Florida man gets around!

[oh8eleven]

... One man’s body dissolved in the hot springs in 2016

Gawd, what a gruesome way to die.

[packagingguy]

Was he naked? That would round out the story nicely.

[Candor7]

Its OK, Sooooome people just have those Darwin Award Genes.

Let him walk on the geothermal feature all he wants.

I will be on the boardwalk singing. “O Come All ye Faithful”

[IYAS9YAS]

“Regardless of the backlash, like if I knew that it could be damaging to the ecosystem and if I knew it could be damaging to the park, I wouldn’t have done it. I was 100% not trying to be disrespectful.”

There are signs posted all up and down these boardwalks to stay on the boardwalk so as to not damage one's self or the ecosystem. Either he's lying or he didn't realize walking off the boardwalks came with potential fines and jail time.

[mmichaels1970]

two men served time in jail, were fined hundreds of dollars and were also banned from the park after leaving the boardwalk and attempted to cook a chicken in Shoshone Geyser Basin.

Others paid a more severe penalty

Like the chicken, for instance.

[Jim W N]

officially cited for a violation of federal law...

...which federal law itself is a violation of the Constitution and, thus, an invalid law.

The guy needs a good lawyer who will challenge the constitutionality and validity of this law.

Take it all the way to the Supreme Court (Patriots, help finance it) as this is part of the war we need to wage against the lying and illegal Left which has declared war on America and the American People.

[plain talk]

So fine him. Jail time? Seems excessive.

[Robert DeLong]

8/28/2021: A Connecticut woman who walked directly on thermal features at Yellowstone National Park in July was sentenced to seven days in jail, prosecutors said

[rlmorel]

LOL good one!

[plain talk]

[FlingWingFlyer]

Florida Man Strike Again!!! Now it’s Texas Man’s turn.

[dragonblustar]

Florida man is a guy who moved down south from New York.

[TornadoAlley3]

If no social media existed, would he have done it?

[Scott Kraut]

The idiot should be sent to a hospital for a brain scan to see if his is functioning. There are plenty of warning signs including stories of those who perished. If you want to see stupidity, just go to a national park and observe the morons. The morons are much easier to spot than the wildlife!

[moovova]

The appropriate punishment would be...

[Az Joe]

Check out what happened to him before all this.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/us-news/2165610/skin-melted-to-my-bones-zapped-14000-volts/

Couple of gruesome pics, but he lived.

[Deaf Smith]

Your link is 07-13-2022.

So what happened 07-27-2022?

[normbal]

BFD.

Those features aren’t much more than half a million years old (IIRC) and the next (impending) supervolcanic eruption will erase them completely.

“But he’s destroying the ecosystem” whine the anti-human league environazis.

And the largest man-made structure on the planet, the great wall of CHY-nah, is rivaled only by dams built over centuries by beaver up in Canuckistan both visible by the naked eye from low earth orbit..

One high-level X-class CME will cleanse the planet of man’s and beaver’s sins.

Gaia will be pleased.

Heh-heh.