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1 posted on 08/12/2022 9:56:15 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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2 posted on 08/12/2022 9:59:18 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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I have been watching Good Karma Hospital which is based in India but filmed in Sri Lanka.

They dont shy away from controversial issues...like giving up the Thalassemia twin and keeping the normal baby or the problem poor people have with having daughters because they can’t afford to marry them off.

I am just glad I don’t live in India with no air conditoning!


3 posted on 08/12/2022 10:00:41 AM PDT by RummyChick
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Is this anything like the multi-story husband store in the old joke?


5 posted on 08/12/2022 10:02:37 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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my sweetheart loves watching indian matchmaker. It is funny, nice looking girls but they are messed up.


6 posted on 08/12/2022 10:02:56 AM PDT by Jolla
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Does he come with a US work permit?


10 posted on 08/12/2022 10:13:23 AM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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RE: Buy a husband at the groom market

I guess, if you can buy a husband, you can also sell a husband, right?

And the price of the husband goes up or down like in a stock market depending on the husband’s condition, right?


19 posted on 08/12/2022 10:22:32 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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India, another primitive culture run amok!


20 posted on 08/12/2022 10:26:27 AM PDT by 100%FEDUP (I'm seeing RED!)
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Fiddler on the roof - Matchmaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVGNdB6iEeA

Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match

“Make him as rich as a king”

With no dowry , no, m money ,no family background .. be glad that you’ve got a man !

Hodel, oh Hodel, have I made match for you, he’s handsome, he’s young, alright he’s 62...

He’s handsome, he’s tall, That is from side to side.

I promise you’ll be happy,
And even if you’re not,
There’s more to life than that-—
Don’t ask me what.

Dear Yenta,
See that he’s gentle
Remember,
You were also a bride.
It’s not that
I’m sentimental
Chava and Hodel and Tzeitel:
It’s just that I’m terrified!


31 posted on 08/12/2022 11:10:58 AM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy everything now)
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The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.


36 posted on 08/12/2022 11:23:39 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Who wants a 700 year old groom?


40 posted on 08/12/2022 11:44:56 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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“700-Year-Old Groom”

Well done, men! That’s pretty old.


46 posted on 08/12/2022 12:19:41 PM PDT by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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If this ones doing the shopping, then I'd put myself up for sale.


47 posted on 08/12/2022 12:23:36 PM PDT by CodeJockey (I use the pronoun "it" so I don't offend the left.)
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Can you buy a woman ? Gotta be discriminating with Indians though no offense aboriginal genetics can be well …,,

1373-E127-2566-4-AB7-BEE3-57-A42-E93-E898

7131-A1-D0-5-A81-4955-BDCA-E78705-F249-F3

Burma is good new hunting ground they say thin and taller and feminine and grateful

59 posted on 08/12/2022 5:06:36 PM PDT by wardaddy (Lawyers guns and money……I lived it…. Now I'm old…. I have wonderful children)
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To: BenLurkin; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; ...

Sure, but the prospective gold-diggers would want to know what her survivor’s pension figure will be when the 700 year old groom dies on the wedding night.


62 posted on 08/13/2022 9:47:05 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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