Skip to comments.Gamers Eagerly Await The Release Of 'Call Of Duty: IRS Auditor'
Posted on 08/12/2022 8:29:06 AM PDT by xp38
SANTA MONICA, CA — Activision Blizzard introduced the world to its latest entry in the Call of Duty franchise, entitled Call of Duty: IRS Auditor. Developed by Treyarch Studios, IRS Auditor will take gamers on an epic adventure full of national warfare, political intrigue, and violent accounting.
"This isn't your father's Call of Duty," said Activision Blizzard CEO Roberto Activision. "No one is safe from the will of the Internal Revenue Service. IRS Auditor will scare you to death with a single-player campaign that hits too close to home."
"You can count on it!" he added, repeating the game's tagline.
In a first for the series, the game takes place in an open-world environment where players must go door-to-door forcibly auditing family homes. As you gain experience you can outfit your agent with new calculators and weapons as you work toward tackling more dangerous assignments like auditing the estate of Nicolas Cage or Donald Trump.
"IRS Agents are among the most dangerous and secretive in the world so we had to find fun new ways to tweak the classic Call of Duty formula by adding cool IRS-specific mechanics," said Lead Designer Ron Figuredo. "For example, players will be able to intentionally lose important tax documents in order to go after political opponents. But careful! If you overexcite the news media you'll have to lay low for a while."
The game's multiplayer mode will feel familiar to fans of the series, though with some thematic license. Players will join one of two teams — IRS or Taxpayers — and duke it out in deadly 32-player matches. New killstreaks have been added that allow players to fill out paperwork to track their enemies or deploy a massive audit that immediately ends the match.
IRS Auditor is slated to launch in Fall 2023 with 23 multiplayer maps, including a brand-new map called "Mar-a-Lago." A bonus copy of Quicken will be included for pre-orders.
So they beat Grand Theft 1040 to publication.
Quit fussin’, Mom. It’s okay to shoot conservatives if they’re zombies.
I bet someone will make this game and sell it. Lol.
Lololol…sad but true…
I’ll chip in on the Kickstarter.
I hope they’ll have the School board meeting DLC?
Fallout: President Donald Trump’s Stolen Classified Nuclear Weapons Documents, Version One ☢️☢️☢️
Prediction: The tax laws will be expanded to cover “climate change” issues, and other matter upon which Americans have no desire to participate. Because everyone has to file tax returns, everyonw will be required to show compliance or else.
Think Obamacare line on your 1040.
I’m not remotely a gamer, but I might play one like this. 😄
One of our DNA heirs is really good with math.
So by using the formula to divide up the 87,000 special agents, he said that California will get out ab8700 of the new special agents.
Of course zero new agents will be assigned to the hoods in California.
So those of us, who don’t live in Blue Hellhole Cities might have some of these armed IRS agents living in our zip codes.
Apparently, some clients are being dropped by their current tax accountants/preparers.
It might be time to invest in companies selling tax prep programs.
ROFL!! Yeah, I can see it perfectly from here. President Trump needs to get somebody in there to clean up that mess though.
Will it have an IRS ZOMBIE Mode
Yeah, that's pretty much how I felt when I did my taxes this year and found out how much I owed to Slobbering Joe.
Owed Maryland some money, too, but since I moved to Florida, that should be the last time I'll have to deal with a state income tax form, barring the election of Nikki Fried or Charlie Crist for governor.
You could always do retro: Space Invaders 1040: If you don’t do your tax forms in a set period of time, your bases will be overrun.
1095-C. So what will be available for the Global Warming line: A 1099-CO2-CH4?
Sounds about right.
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