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What is wrong with Florduh? I mean really? Something in the water?
1 posted on 08/11/2022 10:17:13 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Florida man.

Film at 11.


2 posted on 08/11/2022 10:19:04 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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Naked and machete = drugs


3 posted on 08/11/2022 10:23:05 AM PDT by butlerweave
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Picking berries. Well, all right then.


4 posted on 08/11/2022 10:23:24 AM PDT by Scarlett156 (Carol's been here. ~~ Sheriff Rick Grimes in TV version of "The Walking Dead")
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5 posted on 08/11/2022 10:23:35 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We are already in a revolutionary period, and the Rule of Law means nothing. It's "whatever".)
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6 posted on 08/11/2022 10:24:29 AM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: Morgana

I have an alibi.


7 posted on 08/11/2022 10:25:10 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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Florida Man At It Again!


8 posted on 08/11/2022 10:25:32 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Gun laws empower criminals. Guns empower the people.)
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To: Morgana; Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Wright then comes back to the gas station and starts to do push-ups, for some reason.

This story gets more bizarre with each sentence.

And the dude’s name is Brandon. 😂🤣

11 posted on 08/11/2022 10:32:39 AM PDT by Allegra
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I thought Hunter was is Cali. He sure gets around.


12 posted on 08/11/2022 10:33:26 AM PDT by JudyinCanada (Maranatha)
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Let’s go Brandon.

5.56mm


13 posted on 08/11/2022 10:34:56 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
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Too many transplants is my guess. That and drugs.
14 posted on 08/11/2022 10:35:50 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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Is it illegal to pick palmetto berries?

And what is a palmetto tree doing in Florida? I thought South Carolina was the Palmetto State.

15 posted on 08/11/2022 10:37:06 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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That “Florida man” sure is a wild man. He’s always doing goofy stuff to get in the snooze.


18 posted on 08/11/2022 10:39:39 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The House is supposed to represent the people, not the friggin' Federal government. )
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Florida is cool. Never a dull moment.


19 posted on 08/11/2022 10:41:12 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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Corn Pop finally shows up.


20 posted on 08/11/2022 10:42:06 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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Naked “Florida man” must be one of the FBI agents rummaging through Melania’s closet in Mar-Lago. LOL


21 posted on 08/11/2022 10:42:10 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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If you never read any of Tim Dorseys books give it a shot. Caution adult content
22 posted on 08/11/2022 10:43:01 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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By the way, THIS is an A level Florida Man story. The Machete could happen everywhere. The naked could happen in California. But the machete, naked, threatening AND picking berries and throwing the machete instead accepting the loot can happen nowhere else.


25 posted on 08/11/2022 10:48:42 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
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“Florida man, completely naked and armed with a machete...”

Sounds like a movie premise that’s better than 99% of what Hollywood ends up doing.


27 posted on 08/11/2022 11:05:45 AM PDT by cdcdawg (Hoes mad! LOL! )
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Police say he's also ran around naked in this area back in August 2021 and has previous convictions for false imprisonment, coke possession and battery on a police officer.

SMH

28 posted on 08/11/2022 12:02:02 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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