Posted on 08/11/2022 9:35:53 AM PDT by bitt
The Inflation Reduction Act is rampaging through Congress right now and is expected to become the law of the land. But what is in the bill? We went through the text line by line so that you, and members of Congress, don't have to!
Here are the most interesting projects funded by the bill:
$10,000 for a money gun Joe Manchin can fire into the crowd at WV football games: Kyrsten Sinema only gets a t-shirt cannon. Sad.
$1 billion to mail every American their own copy of "Morbius": It would bring America together.
$45 billion for the establishment of a new federal agency to investigate why Biden fell off his bicycle: Experts believe it may be linked to climate change.
A requirement that all American nuclear missiles must be solar-powered by 2030: An important step for green energy!
$77 billion to invest in an industrial-sized flamethrower for setting money on fire: Remove the money, remove the inflation. Problem solved!
$20.88 million to fund free gym memberships for all IRS agents to make them more intimidating: BODYSLAM! CRUNCH! BLAMO!
$4.5 billion for another Zelensky VOGUE photoshoot: He's so dreamy...
$498.95 to fund a pair of trendy new glasses for Kyrsten Sinema: You go, gurl!
A personal guarantee to Joe Manchin that the electricity for your new car will come from good, clean West Virginia coal: Not positive there will be follow through on this one.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
$2 million in outreach to stop the cousin in-breeding in Minnesotestan with the message: "Just say no. Don't be like Hunter."
$50 million to fund Bond super-villian-wanna-be Bill Gate's vision of darkening the skies to save us from global warming -- all after our Provisional Government has forced us to use solar.
Actually, this is not a bad idea. We do need something remove the money that was printed over the past couple of years. Only my idea is much simpler. Just loan the money to Argentina. Same result, but you don't have to deal with a messy flamethrower.
When Biden kills the dollar and introduces “Digital Biden Bucks” look out ,LOL
As Austrian Economics tells us, at that point there will be a "flight into real goods" and the return to barter exchange and the use of gold/precious metals for trade...
Nicknamed "Lil' Bit-O-Pedo Bitcoin" or just BOP.
It was either that or Little Stinker's BOP.
Actually, the flamethrower is a better way of dealing with inflation than what is in the bill, with much of the money in the bill going to line the pockets of left wing aristocracy.
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