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What are early symptoms of monkeypox?
KTLA ^ | Updated: Aug 9, 2022 / 11:16 AM PDT | by: Alix Martichoux

Posted on 08/09/2022 11:46:35 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: The Iceman Cometh
The early symptoms start when you put something where it doesn’t belong.

Rectum? Heck, it darn near killed him.. (cue the snare drum roll.)

21 posted on 08/09/2022 12:00:54 PM PDT by Thommas (The snout of the camel is already under the tent.)
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To: struggle
Homosexuality

Beat me to it.
22 posted on 08/09/2022 12:01:46 PM PDT by Tommy Revolts
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To: Red Badger

I was going to add my commentary but others have thoroughly covered the buggery angle.


23 posted on 08/09/2022 12:02:19 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money)
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To: Red Badger

Liberalism.


24 posted on 08/09/2022 12:02:35 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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To: Red Badger

The replies to this post are why I have suspended my martial arts classes and gym visits. A lot of close skin contact in martial arts and the equipment at gyms has a lot of skin contact too. The way it is now, if I contracted it, the messages here tell me exactly what everyone would be thinking about me. LOL.


25 posted on 08/09/2022 12:02:58 PM PDT by Codeflier (I am just going to assume you are a Democrat if you call me a Putin supporter and ignore you.)
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To: struggle

Yep. Number one.


26 posted on 08/09/2022 12:04:04 PM PDT by Gaffer (Infidel, and proud of it!)
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To: Red Badger

What are early symptoms of monkeypox?

Hemorrhoids ....


27 posted on 08/09/2022 12:04:22 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Red Badger

Being a federal agent.


28 posted on 08/09/2022 12:04:32 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Disband and Defund the putrid FBI. American does not need a Nazi Gestapo)
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To: Red Badger

IOW, the same symptoms of virtually every other virus on the planet.


29 posted on 08/09/2022 12:05:12 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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Shouldn’t they be called Assteroids?


30 posted on 08/09/2022 12:08:07 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Red Badger

A fondness for Barbara Streisand tunes?


31 posted on 08/09/2022 12:08:29 PM PDT by Yardstick
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A rhythmic pounding deep in your rectum about 48 hrs before all the listed symptoms.

Didnt we covered this in 1st grade grooming class?


32 posted on 08/09/2022 12:09:47 PM PDT by Delta 21 (It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
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.... I have suspended my martial arts classes and gym visits.

Good move, at least six weeks or more. You can practice and work out at home...................

33 posted on 08/09/2022 12:10:48 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

The urge to eat bananas.


34 posted on 08/09/2022 12:11:30 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: struggle

Democrat Kiddie Raper.


35 posted on 08/09/2022 12:13:09 PM PDT by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie. )
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To: Red Badger

A rod up your bum.


36 posted on 08/09/2022 12:14:05 PM PDT by citizen (Thieves of private property pass their lives in chains; thieves of public prop. in riches and luxury)
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To: Red Badger

early symptoms include finding you don’t know the names of any of the guys at the bath house who had their way with your ass last night


37 posted on 08/09/2022 12:15:48 PM PDT by thoughtomator
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Madonna is in trouble...................


38 posted on 08/09/2022 12:16:36 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

“What are early symptoms of monkeypox? “

I heard it was a sudden craving for bananas and female/male chimps.


39 posted on 08/09/2022 12:16:41 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: Red Badger

The Gerbil dies.


40 posted on 08/09/2022 12:16:51 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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