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WNBA Players' Rescue Mission Foiled As Key To Griner's Cell Hanging Ten Feet Above Ground
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| 8-6-2022
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Posted on 08/08/2022 10:12:23 AM PDT by servo1969
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Sick burn.
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:12:23 AM PDT
by
servo1969
To: servo1969
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:15:34 AM PDT
by
freedomjusticeruleoflaw
(Strange that a man with his wealth would have to resort to prostitution.)
To: servo1969
LOL....TEN feet off the ground!
MOSCOW — A daring attempt by a group of WNBA players to rescue Brittney Griner was foiled when the keys to her prison cell were found to be hanging from a hook ten feet off the ground.
"Is this thing regulation?" said a frustrated Dearica Hamby as she jumped over and over in vain.
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:24:31 AM PDT
by
newfreep
(“Leftism, under all of its brand names, is a severe, violent & evil mental disorder.”)
To: servo1969
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:24:36 AM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: servo1969
Very funny, girls can’t dunk, and nobody cares about the games.....except the “rough girls” and their lipstick lovers...
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:25:08 AM PDT
by
Glad2bnuts
((“If there are no absolutes by which to judge society, then society is absolute.” Francis Schaeffer,)
To: servo1969
Funny. But it should have been 11 feet. I’m sure lots of WNBA players can get up to 10 ft. Eleven feet is a different story.
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:28:14 AM PDT
by
subterfuge
(I'm a pure-blood!)
To: servo1969
"Frankly, no one seemed to notice us whatsoever," said Ms. Hamby. "It was eerily like playing in a WNBA game..." Now that's just mean. LOL!
To: servo1969
I was channel surfing Sunday afternoon and saw the WNBA.
After less than a minute, it was clear an average boys Junior High team had far more ability and would crush those homos.
In fact, their ability was closer to a playground group of 10 year old boys. Maybe.
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:29:36 AM PDT
by
newfreep
(“Leftism, under all of its brand names, is a severe, violent & evil mental disorder.”)
To: servo1969
Can they bring NCAA cheerleaders to do a lift like they did a couple of times during the tournament when the ball got stuck in the backboard?
Of course, without a biologist they might not know who lifts whom.
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:29:45 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference of the Devil...-Churchill)
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:31:04 AM PDT
by
dsrtsage
( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
To: servo1969
“At publishing time, the players were planning another attempt with three WNBA players stacked on top of one another in a trench coat.”
ROFLMAO! They must’ve seen that in a cartoon, LOL!
Man, I LOVE The Bee! :)
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:31:31 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
To: servo1969
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:31:51 AM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(The kernel of our firm's job is to go with lots. - tnlibertarian job offer letter)
To: servo1969
The Bee, more accurate that ever!
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:32:09 AM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(Celebrate Decivilization)
To: servo1969
"The WNBA officially expanded to ten teams this week, adding franchises in Detroit and Washington, D. C. But before you get too excited about the new additions to the league, remember: all of the players are still women."
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:32:34 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
More Norm:
“After closing out a successful first season, the WNBA is considering several changes to improve the level of play in the league next year. Among the proposals: extending the playoffs, increasing salaries, bringing back the three-point line, and replacing all the female players with guys.”
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:34:55 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: servo1969
"Oh, Google!"
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posted on
08/08/2022 10:37:10 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
Norm MacDonald and Phil Hartman, two of the greatest!
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posted on
08/08/2022 11:09:15 AM PDT
by
Fireone
(When they pry them from my cold, dead, unvaccinated hands.)
To: servo1969
Brittany Griner’s a man, baby.
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posted on
08/08/2022 11:10:21 AM PDT
by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: servo1969
I’m surprised anyone heard of Griner, much less earning the attention of the bee. I recall listening to Nate on CBS Mornings explain with sorrow and held back tears saying she would never get any attention because she is a Black Lesbian. He sure upped his credibility with that prediction.
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posted on
08/08/2022 11:14:15 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: dfwgator
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